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CaptainGordo

i dont want to read. thanks

it's hard to read when you do so much cardio.... does lifting a book count as weights?
crap, I just got sucked in! I was doing so good at keeping my mouth shut this whole time!

No; because lifting 10lb of paper is easier than lifting a 10lb dumbbell

exactly. weights weigh more than paper. everyone knows that.

Wait, are we talking scale weight here? I just want to be clear on this, because everyone knows there's scale weight and . . . the other kind of weight.

*sigh* ok, let me take a moment to explain what my degree tells me:

weights are heavier b/c they are made out of scale weight. that's how scale weight works.

paper, only has paper weight.

i don't think i can make it any simpler than that.

I don't know how much muscle you want to gain, but use this formula that a lot of bodybuilders use to track their progress.

Weight x Body fat percentage = Pounds of fat
Weight - Pounds of fat = Pounds of lean body mass.

AlsDonkBoxSquat

Wait, are we talking scale weight here? I just want to be clear on this, because everyone knows there's scale weight and . . . the other kind of weight.

*sigh* ok, let me take a moment to explain what my degree tells me:

weights are heavier b/c they are made out of scale weight. that's how scale weight works.

paper, only has paper weight.

i don't think i can make it any simpler than that.

But where does the baby and the swimming pool come into this?

bry_all01

Wait, are we talking scale weight here? I just want to be clear on this, because everyone knows there's scale weight and . . . the other kind of weight.

*sigh* ok, let me take a moment to explain what my degree tells me:

weights are heavier b/c they are made out of scale weight. that's how scale weight works.

paper, only has paper weight.

i don't think i can make it any simpler than that.

But where does the baby and the swimming pool come into this?

Jello!!

AlsDonkBoxSquat

i dont want to read. thanks

it's hard to read when you do so much cardio.... does lifting a book count as weights?
crap, I just got sucked in! I was doing so good at keeping my mouth shut this whole time!

No; because lifting 10lb of paper is easier than lifting a 10lb dumbbell

exactly. weights weigh more than paper. everyone knows that.

Wait, are we talking scale weight here? I just want to be clear on this, because everyone knows there's scale weight and . . . the other kind of weight.

*sigh* ok, let me take a moment to explain what my degree tells me:

weights are heavier b/c they are made out of scale weight. that's how scale weight works.

paper, only has paper weight.

i don't think i can make it any simpler than that.

I don't know how much muscle you want to gain, but use this formula that a lot of bodybuilders use to track their progress.

Weight x Body fat percentage = Pounds of fat
Weight - Pounds of fat = Pounds of lean body mass.

Alright, so now how to I measure the distance between my fingers when I perform the pinch test for body fat %?

maab_connor

i dont want to read. thanks

it's hard to read when you do so much cardio.... does lifting a book count as weights?
crap, I just got sucked in! I was doing so good at keeping my mouth shut this whole time!

No; because lifting 10lb of paper is easier than lifting a 10lb dumbbell

exactly. weights weigh more than paper. everyone knows that.

Wait, are we talking scale weight here? I just want to be clear on this, because everyone knows there's scale weight and . . . the other kind of weight.

*sigh* ok, let me take a moment to explain what my degree tells me:

weights are heavier b/c they are made out of scale weight. that's how scale weight works.

paper, only has paper weight.

i don't think i can make it any simpler than that.

I don't know how much muscle you want to gain, but use this formula that a lot of bodybuilders use to track their progress.

Weight x Body fat percentage = Pounds of fat
Weight - Pounds of fat = Pounds of lean body mass.

that's only for lean mass on scale weight. don't try to tell me how my body works. my body is made of paper and jelly. i have studies that prove this. i don't have to prove anything to you.

Lizzy_Sunflower

Shake Weight!

n_unocero

I've done the same cardio workout for 13 years and I am still "a big girl" but cardio burns fat and works.

lol my thoughts exactly!

CharityEaton

Shake Weight!

WHAT...you mean I am suppose to SHAKE the book while I read it? Will it weigh the same if I shake it??

shellyc7182

I left and came back... and y'all are STILL being bad! HAHAHA Too funny!

AlsDonkBoxSquat

Shake Weight!

WHAT...you mean I am suppose to SHAKE the book while I read it? Will it weigh the same if I shake it??

Ah, shaking the book while you read it . . . an there in lies the confusion I'm sure!

WifeNMama

That's it, I'm going on the trans fat diet. Eat only 700 calories worth of trans fat per day, drink a gallon of green tea, and I should lose 40 lb. In three weeks. It must be true. Dr. Oz said so. Or someone who operates his teleprompter did...

Angel87a

Love it!:drinker:

AlsDonkBoxSquat

That's it, I'm going on the trans fat diet. Eat only 700 calories worth of trans fat per day, drink a gallon of green tea, and I should lose 40 lb. In three weeks. It must be true. Dr. Oz said so. Or someone who operates his teleprompter did...

Wait, but does green tea count as water?

Captain_Mal

WifeNMama

That's it, I'm going on the trans fat diet. Eat only 700 calories worth of trans fat per day, drink a gallon of green tea, and I should lose 40 lb. In three weeks. It must be true. Dr. Oz said so. Or someone who operates his teleprompter did...

Wait, but does green tea count as water?

I think it does in Europe.