HCG Diet... wait for it...

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  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    I think I saw this all on Dr. Oz.... All you eat is the gummies, do a wine cleanse, and workout to Billy's videos *BOOM* Instant weight loss.

    Just no heavy lifting though... You will DEFINITELY bulk up.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I think I saw this all on Dr. Oz.... All you eat is the gummies, do a wine cleanse, and workout to Billy's videos *BOOM* Instant weight loss.

    Just no heavy lifting though... You will DEFINITELY bulk up.

    hahaha, true story!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I think I saw this all on Dr. Oz.... All you eat is the gummies, do a wine cleanse, and workout to Billy's videos *BOOM* Instant weight loss.

    Just no heavy lifting though... You will DEFINITELY bulk up.

    hahaha, true story!

    And three gallons of water per day. Peeing every five minutes burns a bazillion calories, because of all the squatting.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    I join you in this gummi cleanse if I can replace cola bottles with the standard Haribo bears.
  • DWilbanks
    DWilbanks Posts: 420 Member
    That stuff taste like piss!
    :noway: How do you know, have you drank piss? :sick:
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
    I think I saw this all on Dr. Oz.... All you eat is the gummies, do a wine cleanse, and workout to Billy's videos *BOOM* Instant weight loss.

    Just no heavy lifting though... You will DEFINITELY bulk up.

    If by instant you mean no discernable change for 14 years.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I join you in this gummi cleanse if I can replace cola bottles with the standard Haribo bears.


    totally acceptable. Tracy is changing for regular gummy bears and has broken them out by color per carbs, protein, fruits and veggies, lol.
  • juscallmeb
    juscallmeb Posts: 369 Member
    lol :) BRY you're hilarious!
  • juscallmeb
    juscallmeb Posts: 369 Member
    I think I saw this all on Dr. Oz.... All you eat is the gummies, do a wine cleanse, and workout to Billy's videos *BOOM* Instant weight loss.

    Just no heavy lifting though... You will DEFINITELY bulk up.

    hahah that is great! lol you're great!
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    I join you in this gummi cleanse if I can replace cola bottles with the standard Haribo bears.


    totally acceptable. Tracy is changing for regular gummy bears and has broken them out by color per carbs, protein, fruits and veggies, lol.
    Hah! I totally missed that on the way down the page. I will get with Tracy and divide my colors accordingly.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    Let's not forget the wine according to color/ time of day:

    White wine for morning.
    Blush wine for afternoon (you can mix red/ white for this too).
    Red wine for night.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Let's not forget the wine according to color/ time of day:

    White wine for morning.
    Blush wine for afternoon (you can mix red/ white for this too).
    Red wine for night.

    so I can do a Red Sweet Moscato or Sweet Red for night time? Rock on!
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
    FYI, sangria is now made with those sugar-coated gummies.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    *furiously scribbling notes*
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member

    Can we use those licorice ropes on ^this^ one please?
    :noway:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member

    How about if you go back to the initial post, read it, then come back to your response? We'll wait...... :flowerforyou:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    why is there always that ONE person who takes a silly, harmless thread and poop on it?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    why is there always that ONE person who takes a silly, harmless thread and poop on it?

    Because you can lose up to five pounds just with one good trip to the bathroom. Thought you were a pro. Pfffft.
  • why is there always that ONE person who takes a silly, harmless thread and poop on it?

    I know! I didn't need to know that they were banning the gummies :(
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    why is there always that ONE person who takes a silly, harmless thread and poop on it?

    Because you can lose up to five pounds just with one good trip to the bathroom. Thought you were a pro. Pfffft.

    Heck, if I was a pro, I'd be a fitness model already, lol.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    why is there always that ONE person who takes a silly, harmless thread and poop on it?

    I know! I didn't need to know that they were banning the gummies :(

    I know, but shhh, don't tell my local Kroger, because I will hunt someone down for getting them banned from my store... :laugh:
  • crikee15
    crikee15 Posts: 155 Member
    Ok, you mentioned subbing gummy bears and gummy worms, but what if I want to sub the Haribo frogs? Is that acceptable? I promise to take them with the appropriate wines....:wink:
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    I just spit gummy stuff on my screen from laughing, great, how am I ever going to get it off? no joke!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Ok, you mentioned subbing gummy bears and gummy worms, but what if I want to sub the Haribo frogs? Is that acceptable? I promise to take them with the appropriate wines....:wink:

    all Haribo products with accompanying wine will work wonders. Enjoy! :drinker:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I just spit gummy stuff on my screen from laughing, great, how am I ever going to get it off? no joke!

    Windex??? :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Um... where can I get those? Never seen them before but they look good!!
  • Troll
    Troll Posts: 922 Member
    LMAO, can i sub with root beer barrels?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Um... where can I get those? Never seen them before but they look good!!


    I buy mine at Kroger and have seen them at Walgreens, too.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    LMAO, can i sub with root beer barrels?


    certainly!
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