Answer me this.......

BIG_Lew

ANSWER ME THIS:)


1.) Do fish get thirsty?............... 2.) Do you need a silencer if your going to shoot a mime?............... 3.) Does killing time damage eternity?............... 4.) How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?............... 5.) How many weeks are in a light year?............... 6.) If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would they become Fed Up?............... 7.) If a fly has no wings would you call it a walk?............... 8.) If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?............... 9.) If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?............... 10.) If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

sandrinamsilva

Molly_Louise

10.) If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

This is my favourite question out of all of them!

Rachaelluvszipped

kerri007

9.) If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?............... love this....

Jennplus2

Fed up...
LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Starla_

1.) Do fish get thirsty?............... Yes, fish that live in salt water need to drink continually or they will get dehydrated.
2.) Do you need a silencer if your going to shoot a mime?............... If you still want the element of surprise
3.) Does killing time damage eternity?.................. Eternity is composed of time and is infinite. Therefore you cannot kill time because eternity would then be finite.
4.) How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?............... That happens when they stop believing in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.
5.) How many weeks are in a light year?............... 52.24 light weeks
6.) If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would they become Fed Up?............... What about F-UPS?
7.) If a fly has no wings would you call it a walk?............... you might call it dead.
8.) If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?............... Google
9.) If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?............... Love doesnt dress in lingerie, thats lust
10.) If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?............. Do what?

fionat29

LMAO!! It even made hubby smile. Lol!

essjay75

10.) If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

This is my favourite question out of all of them!

Only if pics were taken-and posted on the internet;)

quietlywinning

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

sgha

bump...too funny

durhamity

Loved infinite_sky's answers!

dmpizza

How come when you lie down in the grass, you never get up and say, "Awwww, I got squirrel poop all over me."?

javajunki

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

it's not the water it's the dryer that shrinks wool, I don't think sheep will fit in the dryer.

lorac321

1.) Do fish get thirsty?............... Yes, fish that live in salt water need to drink continually or they will get dehydrated.
2.) Do you need a silencer if your going to shoot a mime?............... If you still want the element of surprise
3.) Does killing time damage eternity?.................. Eternity is composed of time and is infinite. Therefore you cannot kill time because eternity would then be finite.
4.) How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?............... That happens when they stop believing in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus.
5.) How many weeks are in a light year?............... 52.24 light weeks
6.) If Fed Ex and UPS merged, would they become Fed Up?............... What about F-UPS?
7.) If a fly has no wings would you call it a walk?............... you might call it dead.
8.) If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?............... Google
9.) If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?............... Love doesnt dress in lingerie, thats lust
10.) If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?............. Do what?

Love it. An answer for everythig.

ansonrinesmith

ANSWER ME THIS:)
8.) If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?...............

Some pretty good answers already on your questions, but my answer to 8 would be this: Type it in an MFP forum and wait for people to correct you.

rileamoyer

Thanks for the chuckles

mommared53

How come when you lie down in the grass, you never get up and say, "Awwww, I got squirrel poop all over me."?

As a matter of fact, has anyone ever seen squirrel poop? :huh:

vaderandbill

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?

BIG_Lew

ANSWER ME THIS:)
8.) If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?...............

Some pretty good answers already on your questions, but my answer to 8 would be this: Type it in an MFP forum and wait for people to correct you.

Lol....good idea

Trueguardian

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

ShannanLaNae

lol i needed that laugh