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knickels1987
knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
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Today while shopping I saw a shirt that said "Little c*cks make me giggle"
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  • shirerose
    shirerose Posts: 116 Member
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    my friend recently posted a picture of her 4 month old little boy who was wearing a onesie that said "i'm so f*cking cute* it wasn't edited though haha... it isn't the funniest thing i've seen but i definitely got a laugh out of it. i love that the kid has no clue that he's being inappropriate.
  • karinaes
    karinaes Posts: 570 Member
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    front: "Damn I'm good in bed..."

    back: "I can sleep for hours!"
  • MissingMyOldSelf
    MissingMyOldSelf Posts: 689 Member
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    If you go to the Hustler store, or website, you'll find TONS of hilarious shirts, especially baby onsies that say, "My mom puts out." That one is years old, but it still cracks me up! :)
  • Alishia_655
    Alishia_655 Posts: 136
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    I was in California several years ago, and we saw this shirt

    It had a man sitting on the toilet (covered) and it said in big letters :

    Life is like a roll of toilet paper...You never know when it's gonna run out!.

    (Play on Forrest Gump) I was a kid and thought it was hilarious. Haven't found one that made me laugh like that one did.
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
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    The funniest one I've seen said, "Its not gonna suck itself", with an arrow.
  • EricNCSU
    EricNCSU Posts: 699 Member
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    tshirthell has a bunch of funny baby onesies... a couple of my favorites are

    "All daddy wanted was a *kitten*" / "All mommy wanted was a back rub"

    "Now that I am out, I am decidedly pro-choice"
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,707 Member
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    I saw a guy at the mall with a shirt that said "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look"
  • sagetracey
    sagetracey Posts: 607 Member
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    My 18yo son has one that says: "You look like I need a drink." Bought at schoolies when he was running low on drinking money and hoping to win sympathy from cashed up mates.
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,554 Member
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    I saw a cool running shirt that would be good for me:

    Too slow to win
    Too dumb to stop.

    Except I would change it to

    Too slow to win
    Too stubborn to stop.
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    This

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  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
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    Not funniest, but I thought this one was a pretty insensitive one...an overweight guy wearing a tshirt saying "I beat anorexia"

    When I was in Vegas I bought hubby a tshirt that says:

    Heads I get tail.
    Tails I get head.
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
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    Someone shared this awesome pic. Still a cool shirt.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxLTuYOlcsavHLAsfy-Q79rU4iem_HiApfNrexS_WXzAEvkJDGCxqQaFJx
  • Moriarty_697
    Moriarty_697 Posts: 226 Member
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    One of my favourites was a baby t-shirt done up in prison stripes - "I spent 9 Months on the Inside".
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    I've seen this shirt online and will eventually get it...


    "If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you"-- The caption to it is hi-larious.
  • directorj
    directorj Posts: 537 Member
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    found it! I saw this a few weeks ago and thought it was hilarious

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  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
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    It wasn't the shirt as much as the moment. My mother in law held up a tee that said "Redheads do it better!" and said to me, you should get this one. :laugh: I was in the middle of a what the f moment!
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
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    Someone shared this awesome pic. Still a cool shirt.
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRxLTuYOlcsavHLAsfy-Q79rU4iem_HiApfNrexS_WXzAEvkJDGCxqQaFJx

    I WANT!!!
  • Moriarty_697
    Moriarty_697 Posts: 226 Member
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    I've seen this shirt online and will eventually get it...


    "If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you"-- The caption to it is hi-larious.

    I love it. I want it too.
  • dragonbait0126
    dragonbait0126 Posts: 568 Member
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    When a co-worker had his 1st baby we had a baby shower for him and painted onsies for the baby. I made one that said "I:heart: Boobies" for him at my husbands request. The baby was a boy thank goodness! I don't think it would have worked as well on a girl. Well.....maybe!
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
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    I like the one that reads... "In dog beers, I've only had one" Another read "I've spent most of my money on alcohol and women.. the rest was just wasted".

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