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MISSING HUSBAND!!

naugustyniak
Posts: 836 Member
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really Angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the Driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up She looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in The middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out To the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him
:bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:
His wife was really Angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the Driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up She looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in The middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out To the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him
:bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:
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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really Angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the Driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke up She looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in The middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out To the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him
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Good Laugh for the morning!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
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:flowerforyou: Thanks for making my afternoon :flowerforyou:0 -
Ha ha ha ha!!
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hilarious, !!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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OMG, that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Good morning laugh! Thanks0
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Loooooooooooooove it!0
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That's to funny! :laugh:0
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