Is there an MFP friend you want to ask out on a date? :)

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  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I actually pay people 2 like me ... (it's getting expensive 2)
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    I actually pay people 2 like me ... (it's getting expensive 2)

    my invoice to you is now 90 days past due.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I would pay people to like me... accepting applications. I pay in cookies.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I have two dollars!!! (There goes my entire savings) & I have cookies!! ....This is gonna work out swimmingly!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    "I want my two dollars!"
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Ok ...now that's 4 dollars (showing off my math skills) ...Where am I getting that?? Ok looks like I'm gonna be selling my body again 2 get that kind of cash ....Let me get dressed
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    You get dressed to sell your body? That's why you don't have enough money.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    Ok ...now that's 4 dollars (showing off my math skills) ...Where am I getting that?? Ok looks like I'm gonna be selling my body again 2 get that kind of cash ....Let me get dressed
    Eh...just skip the clothes
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    I had an mfp gf once. She didn't know I was her boyfriend, but that didn't matter. We were in love and it was mfp magic.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I had an mfp gf once. She didn't know I was her boyfriend, but that didn't matter. We were in love and it was mfp magic.


    Oh I knew about it. You just didn't know that I knew :p
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    I think it's actually silly to have to say this but to anyone who is new, no means yes on mfp. Don't give up if a woman rejects you. Keep sending those pics and innuendos. Mfp girls secretly appreciate it even if they say they dont.
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    "No means yes" ...Hmmmm ...Ok (scratching head)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    "No means yes" ...Hmmmm ...Ok (scratching head)

    I didn't make the rules, I just live by them
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    I really like that ...I'm gonna get that tattooed on my arm 2day ....
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    kwph wrote: »
    I really like that ...I'm gonna get that tattooed on my arm 2day ....
    Wow! You make fast decisions

  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    Life is 2 short ...U have 2 live it 2 the fullest. ...Now what else is on my list 2day ...Hmmmmm
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I had an mfp gf once. She didn't know I was her boyfriend, but that didn't matter. We were in love and it was mfp magic.

    he doesn't eve know that we are mfp married!

    Of course I do. That's why I was talking to other girls on mfp and getting them gfs. That's what married peeps do on mfp.

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