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MFP Spice

BiscuitsNDavy
BiscuitsNDavy Posts: 212 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Hello fitness pals.

Look at your diary. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, your diary isn't mine, but if you stopped eating junk food and switched to eating cleaner, yours could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrutinizing my diary, buying the foods your food could look like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a jar containing the lard you've just lost. Look again, THE LARD IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when your diary contains cleaner foods. I'm on a shake weight.

Haha...I really don't eat that clean at all but I thought this would be lulzy. :D

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  • carrie_eggo
    carrie_eggo Posts: 1,396 Member
    Hello fitness pals.

    Look at your diary. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, your diary isn't mine, but if you stopped eating junk food and switched to eating cleaner, yours could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrutinizing my diary, buying the foods your food could look like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a jar containing the lard you've just lost. Look again, THE LARD IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when your diary contains cleaner foods. I'm on a shake weight.

    Haha...I really don't eat that clean at all but I thought this would be lulzy. :D

    LOL love it! :laugh:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    uh yeah
    your diary is closed
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    uh yeah
    your diary is closed

    this is why i love you,and shun all others.
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Teach me oh wise one.....**snickers** Open it up if your gonna be oh how did you phrase it lutzy
  • BiscuitsNDavy
    BiscuitsNDavy Posts: 212 Member
    people apparently haven't seen the old spice commercial :facepalm:
  • janiner79
    janiner79 Posts: 69 Member
    HA! Love it
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Maybe a youtube clip??
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    *snickersnort* this is cute.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    people apparently haven't seen the old spice commercial :facepalm:

    Don't feel bad, I got it!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    It made me lolz
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    There is an element of lulziness to your post. :smile:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I enjoyed it. Well done.
  • thedreamhazer
    thedreamhazer Posts: 1,156 Member
    Excellent :flowerforyou:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    This-Thread-Is-Now-Diamonds.jpg
  • BiscuitsNDavy
    BiscuitsNDavy Posts: 212 Member
    Here is the original for those who haven't seen it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    imager.php?id=133003&t=o
    Nice
  • NicoleMarie0409
    NicoleMarie0409 Posts: 151
    David!! This is EPIC!!

    "I'm on a shake weight" HAHAHAHA!

    You are the best <3
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    funny-celebrity-pictures-i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    lolz
  • BiscuitsNDavy
    BiscuitsNDavy Posts: 212 Member
    Glad some people got the joke! Haha
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Hello fitness pals.

    Look at your diary. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, your diary isn't mine, but if you stopped eating junk food and switched to eating cleaner, yours could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrutinizing my diary, buying the foods your food could look like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a jar containing the lard you've just lost. Look again, THE LARD IS NOW DIAMONDS. Anything is possible when your diary contains cleaner foods. I'm on a shake weight.

    Haha...I really don't eat that clean at all but I thought this would be lulzy. :D

    my diary contains vodka an protein shots yours might be clean but mine is WAY more fun
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