Clothes Sizing Question

vytamindi

Howdy, y'all!

I have a question: very soon I will need to buy new clothes sizes (YAY) however, I do not have a feminine shape. I am built JUST like my dad: shoulders of a line backer, no hips, big tummy (for now), no butt, and I don't think my skeleton by itself would weigh under 150 pounds! All of my shirts are pretty much 3/4 length shirts because of my massive shoulders. Oh, and look at this expensive pea coat craziness:



Ugh... so, are there any more linebacker ladies out there? I love my unique shape (took me 27 years to accept it) and I know when I get fit I will have that hot amazonian babe look, but for now, I need to know what styles of clothes are best.

Also, I'm not against wearing men's clothing. In fact, I'm looking for a new coat and I might peek at what the men's section has to offer.