Nothing can pi** me off faster than

PeaceLuvVeggies

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

I am SURE your kidding right?? The words "relax" make me explode, especially if I am already pissed!

Agreed-telling me to relax makes me lose my damn mind! Haha

Yup.

Tuffjourney

OMG I hate that. My husband does that... I just respond "eff you" now I am. :grumble:

CaptainGordo

kapeluza

SabrinaJL

someone accusing me of being in a bad mood when I'm not. The story: I'm a legal assistant and my boss has had this guy doing manual labor for the last couple of days. well, he left all the tools and materials outside the office and just left yesterday, so my boss had to bring everything in and he put it in one area. The guy comes in the office this morning and tells me he needs a circular saw. I asked him if he used it yesterday. He flew off the handle at me and screams "what the **ck, are you in a bad mood too? Jesus fng Christ, everyone is in a bad mood today!" OMG - I literally felt my blood pressure go through the roof. I told him "well, I AM NOW. Get the hell out of this office". I then explained to him that I asked him that so I would know where to find it! Holy crap, it was 1/2 hour ago and steam is still coming out of my ears.

Okay, I feel better. Thanks for "listening"!

Yep. Usually if I'm just tired and not talking and someone asks "What's your problem?", I usually say, "I actually didn't have one before, but now, it's you."

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

cobracars

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

For difficult cases, sometimes you have to add a bit. Say "Relax! You're probably just getting your period."
and if that still doesn't work, try
"Besides, there's some things girls just weren't meant to do"

That ought to fix it! You're Welcome! :bigsmile:

heresmyinsidevoice

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

Daysednconfused

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......

CaptainGordo

I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......

:laugh:

Well played!

Pookylou

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

I am SURE your kidding right?? The words "relax" make me explode, especially if I am already pissed!

Hey... relax.

*stands and applauds* well played sir, well played

monkeymouse74

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

For difficult cases, sometimes you have to add a bit. Say "Relax! You're probably just getting your period."
and if that still doesn't work, try
"Besides, there's some things girls just weren't meant to do"

That ought to fix it! You're Welcome! :bigsmile:

How is it your still alive!!! LOL

cobracars

This guy was an amateur.

Here's the secret that few men have learned: Telling an angry woman to "relax" works every time. It triggers their relaxation hormones or something.

For difficult cases, sometimes you have to add a bit. Say "Relax! You're probably just getting your period."
and if that still doesn't work, try
"Besides, there's some things girls just weren't meant to do"

That ought to fix it! You're Welcome! :bigsmile:

How is it your still alive!!! LOL

'cause my wife is a sweetie with a sense of humor, she knows I love and respect her, she knows I have bizarre sense of humor, and I can duck quick when a frying pan is flying towards my head!

kapeluza

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......

surfrgrl1

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh:

I haven't had a period in 7 years, so I don't think that that is the way to my heart. Maybe your heart, with a knife.......

Okay, now that is just way too friggin funny!!!

dragonbait0126

I hate it when I'm told when relax when I'm angry but I think even worse is my husband saying "you're so cute when you're mad." UGH. It makes me mad just thinking about it!

branflake5

someone talking *kitten* about my family... that's when crazy Brandy comes out

JamieDD

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THIS...I was having trouble with my WildBlue internet and the moutem got ripped out of the wall, hurled across the living room and then I kicked it. And then called HughesNet. LOL

Momkat65

hahaha