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Parrot Joke- G rated

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A burglar broke into a family's home one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from
the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze.

After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and

Continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the

source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He whispered to the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed.

"Warn me, huh? And what is your name?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed.

"Want kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus."

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    A burglar broke into a family's home one night. He shined his flashlight
    around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from
    the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze.

    After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and

    Continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires
    clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the

    source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
    beam came to rest on a parrot.

    "Did you say that?" He whispered to the parrot.

    "Yep," the parrot squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

    The burglar relaxed.

    "Warn me, huh? And what is your name?"

    "Moses," replied the bird.

    "Moses?" the burglar laughed.

    "Want kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

    "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus."
  • Lil_Leah
    Lil_Leah Posts: 376 Member
    :laugh:
  • lor04311916
    lor04311916 Posts: 109
    :laugh: love it
  • dkell
    dkell Posts: 408 Member
    :laugh: :wink:
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