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Joke PG 13
Anna_Banana
Posts: 2,939 Member
THE VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered
that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the heck are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered
that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the heck are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
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THE VIBRATOR
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered
that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the heck are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'0 -
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ahhhhhhh hahahaha good one!0
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:laugh: :laugh: That's great! :laugh: :laugh:0
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lol :laugh:0
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I loved ths joke, even when I heard it before.. it still makes me laugh... I am going to copy it before it gets deleted...
HAHAHAAAA thank ou.. i needed a laugh today
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Hey it shouldn't get deleted:huh: I took out the naughty words, and cleaned it up a little and put a rating on it.
The only way it should get deleted is if LuckyLeprechon posts on here. She's the thread closer, you know:bigsmile:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's hilarious!!0
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Hey it shouldn't get deleted:huh: I took out the naughty words, and cleaned it up a little and put a rating on it.
The only way it should get deleted is if LuckyLeprechon posts on here. She's the thread closer, you know:bigsmile:
just like testiculate, someone might find Vibrator offensive... :huh: maybe? I dunno...
where is Lucky, ill get her.. point me at her... let me at her
:laugh: :flowerforyou: 
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Hey it shouldn't get deleted:huh: I took out the naughty words, and cleaned it up a little and put a rating on it.
The only way it should get deleted is if LuckyLeprechon posts on here. She's the thread closer, you know:bigsmile:
just like testiculate, someone might find Vibrator offensive... :huh: maybe? I dunno...
where is Lucky, ill get her.. point me at her... let me at her :laugh: :flowerforyou:
If they find a vibrator offensive, they don't know mine.:blushing: He always has good mannors and never makes a peep unless asked.
I saw Lucky on the magic weight loss thread (or something like that). Think I'll hunt her down and sick her on the technosexual thread.:bigsmile:0 -
gasp!! Me? The thread locker? I have positively NO idea what you are referring to!!!!
and I already did my best on the technosexual thread, and it is still open, thank you!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Excellent follow-up to the "technosexual" thread. I have now sprayed Diet Mountain Dew all over my monitor twice within the last three minutes.
Y'all crack me up. Thanks for the laugh!0 -
PSSSHHHHH she tried... her powers must be gone... maybe she needs a recharge...
whos got a winegasm handy QUICK administer the WINEGASM, for the love of PETE, ADMINISTER IT...0 -
don't get me riled up- that's when the THREADLOCKER strikes!! did you guys see the sparks flyin' on the "dedicated serious.....oh better change our name" thread? :noway:
that is when my powers are greatest-
don't anger the THREADLOCKER.
ALL FEAR THE THREADLOCKER!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
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Awe man she found us. Now where to hide.0 -
LOL you were tryin to hide from me?
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Not really. Don't cry, I was just teasing0
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