Cookies for Santa?

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  • waylonthornton
    waylonthornton Posts: 40 Member
    We always leave out a plate but rather than eat them, we toss them and then take the garbage out to the outside garbage!

    This is wasteful. Do not use this advice.

    Man up, eat some cookies, have some milk and indulge!
  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    One year when I was a kid my dad suggested that perhaps Santa is getting tired of cookies and milk and that maybe we should leave him something different at our house. He offered a recommendation of a small plate of nachos and a cold beer. We thought that was a pretty good idea.

    Last year we put the plate of cookies and milk out on the table and went to tuck in the kids. We then went to drag the presents out of hiding and get to the Santa business. We came back into the kitchen and one of the dogs was jumping down off of the table and there were just a few crumbs left on the plate.
  • Elle_Jamaicangirl81
    Elle_Jamaicangirl81 Posts: 418 Member
    double post... sorry
  • Elle_Jamaicangirl81
    Elle_Jamaicangirl81 Posts: 418 Member
    We've always left Santa a cold beer. This year it'll likely be a light beer. The jolly old elf works too hard for just cookies,

    ^^ awesome lol

    we don't do this here... We don't focus on Santa in Jamaica.
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    My mom, sisters & I used to bake cookies & set them out for Santa even after we knew he wasn't real. (Except for the one time Santa went on Adkins- we left cheese.) It's a fun tradition, so now I do it with my kids and yes this Santa's helper will be eating cookies on Christmas Eve. :bigsmile:
  • louisau
    louisau Posts: 159 Member
    this is why santa is so fat

    My thoughts exactly
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
    Y not tell the kids that since santa gets cookies at every house this year you want to leave some veggies for the deer:) we leave cookies and veggies every year for santa and his deer...the kids love it. And you could also have someone else write a note having santa say thanks for the veggies for the deer and that he was full from the other houses anyway and he likes the veggies better too...lol
  • kykykenna
    kykykenna Posts: 656 Member
    nd for God's sake not the flourless sugar less oatmeal cookies made with apple sauce. a proper cookie or three.

    LMAO....Exactly!!!!!
  • smashatoms
    smashatoms Posts: 144 Member
    My little brother ALWAYS did the Jello jigglers. If made sugar free, the calories are marginal I think. He also left out carrots for the reindeer. ;)
  • smashatoms
    smashatoms Posts: 144 Member
    My Santa is a type 1 diabetic. I leave him beef jerky and the key to the treadmill.


    :laugh:
    YES!
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