Dark In Here

magichatter06

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees
them (mom & lover) and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.



Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time,

asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'



A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your
glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove.'



The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000'


The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your
friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm
taking
you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shiz again; you're
in my closet now.'

magichatter06

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees
them (mom & lover) and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.



Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time,

asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'



A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your
glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove.'



The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000'


The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your
friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm
taking
you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shiz again; you're
in my closet now.'

pipinana

OMG!!!!!! SO F'ing funny!!!!! I'm totally forwarding it to all the office hyenas (don't worry, I'm one of them too.....)! :laugh: :laugh:

Anna_Banana

Yup, that's getting forwarded to my DH. That's just too funny.:laugh:

Tizzle23

HAHA thats halarious thank you I needed a good laugh today :laugh:

molsongirl

:laugh:

magichatter06

Y'all are very welcome! :drinker:

wwwtheselion11

magichatter06 wrote: »

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees
them (mom & lover) and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that
the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball.'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'

Man: 'OK, how much?'

Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.



Boy: 'Dark in here.'

Man: 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'

The lover, remembering the last time,

asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'

Man: 'Sold.'



A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your
glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my
glove.'



The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

Boy: '$1,000'


The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your
friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm
taking
you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shiz again; you're
in my closet now.'

Laughing out loud. Bad mother smart boy

wwwtheselion11

magichatter06 wrote: »

Y'all are very welcome! :drinker:

Thanks