I hate my job day

pipinana
pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
When you have a
'I Hate My Job' day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand..VERY IMPORTANT!

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins .

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE @ss THAN YOURS!

LOL :laugh: :tongue:

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  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
    When you have a
    'I Hate My Job' day,
    [even if retired you have those sometimes]
    try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

    Be very sure you get this brand..VERY IMPORTANT!

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins .

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE @ss THAN YOURS!

    LOL :laugh: :tongue:
  • deekennedy33
    deekennedy33 Posts: 20 Member
    :laugh: thanks for the laugh today.
  • smadag1
    smadag1 Posts: 1,368
    :noway: GR OSSSSSS
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
    heehee
    Not sure if it's true, but it sure made ME laugh..... :laugh:
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    I should of read package before using. damn it