Treating yourself to a Christmas gift!?!?!?!?!

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BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Usually, the beginning of the cold season wears on me.................
And Lately, This awesomely tanned man has had much on his mind.

I have been contemplating the future. It is time to admit that the first playa among equals is no longer the young man he once was. The clothes may be as fresh, the skills may be as sharp, and the hair may still be perfect, but there is no stopping the march of time.

My awesomeness cannot seduce death.

So to cheer myself up I will be making my yearly trip to the STRIP BAR this week. I deserve it and I am sure those fine young ladies will bring back the cheer in me!:devil:

So what are you treating yourself too!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Hell yeah....do this Big brown man!!!!:drinker:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Yearly my *kitten*! Hahahah!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    Yearly my *kitten*! Hahahah!



    HA!!!!



    I'll be treating myself to all of the beer I can handle. Not exactly fitness-focused, but fudge it, Christmas only comes once a year.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Yearly my *kitten*! Hahahah!

    :laugh: Tuck a few extra bucks and youll make a strippers holiday even brighter. Added Bonus!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Hopefully making it rain will give me a moment of clarity. I needed to find someone who could carry on my legacy. Who will receive my recipe for awesome margaritas? Who will learn how to use the hundreds of pickup lines I have developed? Who will inherit my collection of the finest shot glasses?

    I gotta make it rain this week!!! Heavenly bodies(name of said strip bar) here I come!:bigsmile:
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    HRM

    and

    a crazy wild girls night out tomorrow with my BFF. I need it!! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    I long to have a little B of my own, whom I can look on with fatherly pride. My offspring will surely grow into a titan of game, blessed with powers of seduction beyond anything previously known to womankind. This is known to be true.

    Damn..............I think Brunnetes and redheads will be the order of the day for me at Heavenly bodies(strip club name).
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    Hmm, I treated myself to some new walking shoes. Sounds like I let myself down compared to your gift. :huh:
  • soccer8s
    soccer8s Posts: 235 Member
    I joined the gym early....couple weeks ago...and I'm determined to get fit!
  • Spruillie03
    Spruillie03 Posts: 155 Member
    I recently discovered that I don't hate golf, so if no one gets it for me, I'm treating myself to a set of clubs.

    :)
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    I'm getting a new lens for my camera! :bigsmile:
  • swatts7622
    swatts7622 Posts: 85 Member
    I also got a new lens and an external flash for my camera! I have a few presents under the tree from the hubs too and have NO idea what to expect!
  • jenn_is_trouble
    jenn_is_trouble Posts: 114
    Mu husband and I are closing on our first house on the 30th, so we're not really going super crazy with presents this year. I *AM* treating myself to a day at the spa on moving day. I am packing EVERYTHING and the guys are doing the actual moving, so I will (hopefully) come back home to everything done for me. Just the unpacking and whatnot left.

    Merry Christmas to me!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    I recently discovered that I don't hate golf, so if no one gets it for me, I'm treating myself to a set of clubs.

    :)

    Thats a great gift babycakes!!!! Theres nothing like getting hammered at the golf course on a hot summer day!!! Need a awesomely tanned partner????:bigsmile:
  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
    after christmas, i will be treating myself to a netbook. yes i know they probably arnt the best, but i need something to replace my broken laptop which will cost a bomb to repair! and a netbook is more ideal for me, to have in bed at night or to travel around with it as its soo small and light and will easily fit in my bag :) i cant wait to get one!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    At this time I do not wish to confirm or deny my complete authority on all matters of seduction.

    I do, however, wish to discuss how the seasons can fundamentally alter one's very groove. One must adapt to the sensual rhythms of each season, or else his game will suffer.......and a couple of lap dances will surely help me feel better
    Merry christmas to me!..damn!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    hola
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    make it rain!!!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    :bigsmile: annnnddd the last bump!
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