Health & Safety

SuperSnoopy

Addressed to all,

Any employees planning on dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, going over fields and laughing all the way, are advised that a risk assessment will be required addressing the safety of an open sleigh for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is kept to moderate only and not loud enough that it be considered a noise or nuisance.

Any Shepherds required to watch their flocks by night are reminded that benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection, While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated SOH or Shepherd Observation Hut. All users of this facility are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to their flocks.

The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that, prior to shinning his/her glory all around, s/he must confirm that ALL shepherds within 400 meters are wearing appropriate personal protective equipment to account for the harmful effects of UVA, UVB lighting, and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last years well-publicised case, everyone is advised that Equal Opportunities legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr R Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from ANY reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

The bearing of any gifts is subject to that of Hospitality guidelines and all gifts must be registered, regardless of the receiver, even royal personages. It is particularly noted, that gifts containing incense or aromatic resins are checked for the likelihood of triggering allergic reactions.

Finally in the recent instance of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, social services have been notified and will be arriving shortly.

Merry Christmas

AZKristi

LOL

Pams_Shadow

LOL... sharing this with my family! Too funny