I think that was an NSV
knittnponder
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Well, tonight was pretty good for my ego! We had two family gatherings with people that we don't often see and at both places I got lots of compliments. The first place I was told I'm beautiful and gorgeous lots and lots.
The second place was a little more interesting as a few of the family members were a little inebriated by the time we got there. When we first arrived my 30 year old niece began exclaiming about how "gorgeous" I looked and started calling people over to look at me. Then she asked if I wanted to make out, lol. Yep, she was the most inebriated (and entertaining!) of the bunch. And I declined her offer.
A little later her mom walked by and slapped me on the butt. Then she stopped and yelled "Wow Fran! Your *kitten* is rock hard! Jon, did you know her *kitten* is rock hard?!?!" My husband replied that he sure did! Then she felt me up a little bit checking it out. I told her it was my goal to be able to bounce a quarter off it and she told me I must be getting pretty close!
Interesting, entertaining and little bit crazy but definitely good for my ego! How was your Christmas? Surprise anyone with your awesome good looks?
The second place was a little more interesting as a few of the family members were a little inebriated by the time we got there. When we first arrived my 30 year old niece began exclaiming about how "gorgeous" I looked and started calling people over to look at me. Then she asked if I wanted to make out, lol. Yep, she was the most inebriated (and entertaining!) of the bunch. And I declined her offer.
A little later her mom walked by and slapped me on the butt. Then she stopped and yelled "Wow Fran! Your *kitten* is rock hard! Jon, did you know her *kitten* is rock hard?!?!" My husband replied that he sure did! Then she felt me up a little bit checking it out. I told her it was my goal to be able to bounce a quarter off it and she told me I must be getting pretty close!
Interesting, entertaining and little bit crazy but definitely good for my ego! How was your Christmas? Surprise anyone with your awesome good looks?
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Wow, you just made my eveving.I cracked up.What a fun. Memorable x-mas eve
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omg that's hysterical!!! Glad you felt good getting all that recognition. Well deserved0
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omg you are cracking me up so bad! not compliments from family for me but i have 19 yr olds messaging me about what they want to do with me that are more than a little naughty! really? my son is that old! it cracks me up! but hey i will take all the compliments i can get!0
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You must never have a dull moment at your family gatherings! Glad you were able to make it a little extra fun! Merry Christmas!0
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