Joke (clean) - The Blind Cowboy

cdngirl71

A friend sent me this joke this morning, made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

cdngirl71

A friend sent me this joke this morning, made me laugh so I thought I'd share it!!

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

beagle595

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: thanks!

janiebeth

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

mommared53

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a good one.

mom24qties

Hope you don't mind, but I just had to send that one out to some friends on e-mail!!! That is great!

cdngirl71

Hope you don't mind, but I just had to send that one out to some friends on e-mail!!! That is great!

Thats fine with me, its to share with all. I have taken jokes from on MFP and sent to my friends.

heal4444

:laugh: Funny, funny!

Anna_Banana

Cute:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Now were are the cowboy pictures? When I started a cowboy joke thread I had to post cowboy pictures.:bigsmile: Bring on the cowboys.