Do you hate your personal trainer????

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First off let me say that, I mean most of this post as a joke, but sometimes I just need to let off steam:explode: . My trainer has helped me take alot of weight off. When I met him I was 300 pounds, down twenty pounds from my start weight. Sometimes it is just good to vent, so I have my top reasons why I hate my trainer, please post your reasons why you hate your personal trainer.

6.When I gain weight back it's, "what did YOU do this week?". When I lose weight it's,"look how much weight WE lost." wtf?

5. My trainer has never had a red lobster biscuit!!!! (how can you know what you are asking me to give up, if you have never had its buttery goodness?)

4.My trainer does not realize that cheesecake is part of a balanced food group!!! (i mean that is just science. It has eggs and cream)

3.I am convinced that all personal trainers are just gym teachers that were banned by the state from abusing small children.

2. He takes pleasure in seeing the ocean of sweat that pours out from me.

1. He never smiles when I give him the finger, after he asks me how was my workout. ( what's up with that?)