Time for a flirt thread

KatieJane83

seehawkmomma

*edited*

Jeneba

Do you come here often?

lq022

LOL these are great ... I've also used the following on a "juicehead gorilla"( as Snooki would say) ... "You look like you could be on Jersey shore, are you from there??" ... About 3 minutes later, we were making out ... I'd say that was a success, no?

... and YES Im a fan of jersey shore (You shouldnt be that shocked ... my default is me in a leopard shirt & a poof!)
LOL

Carl01

jlfox165

He's the most interesting critter in the world----

I don't always raid chicken coops, but when I do, I prefer breasts and thighs. :bigsmile:

krazyforyou

Breasts and thighs huhhh, Ive got those. But you going to need some criso, if you know what I mean ( wink wink)

sgtlittle

Did you know that I have three legs?

shasha_84

Did you know that I have three legs?

Hahahahahaha!! I love that one!

FearAnLoathing

Hi Folks,

I'm going to clean up this thread a bit and let it run, but please be mindful of crossing the line into overt sexual reference. Also, be aware of this item from the guidelines:

4. Show Respect to All Groups and Individuals

No ... endorsement of violence against any person or group, even if couched in humor, will be permitted.

So... "humorous" references to the chemical debilitation of others are not permissible.

Thanks,
Steven
MyFitnessPal Staff

Can I say........ I wish you were dead and not just because im a necrophiliac? Or is that pushing it? That is my #1 pick up line

sportsforfun

Hi Folks,

I'm going to clean up this thread a bit and let it run, but please be mindful of crossing the line into overt sexual reference. Also, be aware of this item from the guidelines:

4. Show Respect to All Groups and Individuals

No ... endorsement of violence against any person or group, even if couched in humor, will be permitted.

So... "humorous" references to the chemical debilitation of others are not permissible.

Thanks,
Steven
MyFitnessPal Staff

Can I say........ I wish you were dead and not just because im a necrophiliac? Or is that pushing it? That is my #1 pick up line

Well that line typically works on me.

Newf77

You all missed the good old, would you like breakfast in your bed or mine {also yo be said "How do you like your eggs"}. Hevan must be missing an Angel and are your legs tired, because you been running through my mind since I saw you.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

Hi Folks,

I'm going to clean up this thread a bit and let it run, but please be mindful of crossing the line into overt sexual reference. Also, be aware of this item from the guidelines:

4. Show Respect to All Groups and Individuals

No ... endorsement of violence against any person or group, even if couched in humor, will be permitted.

So... "humorous" references to the chemical debilitation of others are not permissible.

Thanks,
Steven
MyFitnessPal Staff

Can I say........ I wish you were dead and not just because im a necrophiliac? Or is that pushing it? That is my #1 pick up line

Well that line typically works on me.

wow... FearAnLoathing, I think I have the hots for you now.

Kristina0202

are those space pants?

cuz your *kitten* is out of this world!

chicago_dad

mrmarius

lol these are funny

KatieJane83

It makes me happy that this thread now has a Star Trek AND Star Wars pic in it.

audigal2008

I had some creep go behind me and try to look at the tag on the sweater I was wearing, I said umm what are u doing? He says oh I just wanted to check your tag to see if it said Made in Heaven...what a dork! Then Ive heard out of the blue and so random this guy says: So? Did it hurt? I said did what hurt? He replies when you fell from heaven...:noway:

jwalker30

I could never say a pick up. I'd imagine i'd start laughing half way through.

I did think this one was pretty funny though,

'Were Both of your parents retarded? (after person asks 'why'', b/c you're my special girl.

MellowGa

what's a happening hot stuff?