Who's in need of a good Laugh

Addicted2carbs

A drunk man walks into a biker bar,sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.He gets up,staggers to the table,leans over,looks the biggest, meanest biker in the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.Man she is one fine looking woman!' The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!' The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!' At this point the biker stands up,takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, 'Grandpa;.......... Go home! You're drunk..' LOL

Addicted2carbs

One day, a man walked into a bar. He say's to the bartender, "If I
show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give me
five free beers?"
The bartender says, "Show me this amazing thing first."
So the man takes out a 10 inch man and a tiny piano.
The 10 inch man starts playing the piano. The bartender scratches
his head and says, "Wow, that is amazing. Here are your five
beers. How did you do that?"
"There is a magic lamp outside. Rub it and a genie comes out and
will grant you one wish."
So the bartender goes outside, finds the lamp, and rubs it. Then
the genie comes out and says "I am the genie of this lamp. I will
grant one wish. Choose carefully."
"I want 10,000,000 bucks." As soon as he made his wish, 10,000,000
ducks came out of nowhere.
The bartender goes back into the bar.
"Boy" he says to the man, "that genie sure does have bad hearing."
The man answers: "I know, did you really think I asked for a 10
inch pianist?" lol

maria1113

Haha, thanks for these, I really needed a good laugh :laugh:

GroovyGma73

LMAO love them :laugh: