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Losing_It

Jamerz & Ezzie???? I miss them!!!!:sad:

Losing_It

Jamerz & Ezzie???? I miss them!!!!:sad:

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Losing_It

Did they leave anything good in their MFP locker?:bigsmile:

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TROUBLE2

I ate them...
I think I calculated them both to be about 65,000 calories... I am just now getting back to my normal intake... i found them to be kind of lean and sinewy, I had to put a little peper and salt on them to choke them down...

I would not recomend eating 130,000 calories in one sitting, the bloating feeling you get tends to get in the way of normal activities like putting your socks on and tieing your shoes... much less SEEING your shoes...

Losing_It

Hmmm...wonder what they used the handsaw for?:noway:

magichatter06

Did they leave anything good in their MFP locker?:bigsmile:

Half eaten protein bar, a Playboy from 1983, duct tape, a handsaw and a first edition print of The Old Man and the Sea.

WoW, The Old Man and The Sea? I read that in like the 9th grade...rather FORCED to read it...

Losing_It

I ate them...
I think I calculated them both to be about 65,000 calories... I am just now getting back to my normal intake... i found them to be kind of lean and sinewy, I had to put a little peper and salt on them to choke them down...

I would not recomend eating 130,000 calories in one sitting, the bloating feeling you get tends to get in the way of normal activities like putting your socks on and tieing your shoes... much less SEEING your shoes...

Sounds painful!:laugh:

BrandNewLaura

I think they got a bit disenchanted with the boards here and jumped ship...I think they are still members and lurk around a bit but not nearly as active on the boards as they used to be...Jamerz and I stay in touch on Facebook though, so if you have it, look him up!

TROUBLE2

I ate them...
I think I calculated them both to be about 65,000 calories... I am just now getting back to my normal intake... i found them to be kind of lean and sinewy, I had to put a little peper and salt on them to choke them down...

I would not recomend eating 130,000 calories in one sitting, the bloating feeling you get tends to get in the way of normal activities like putting your socks on and tieing your shoes... much less SEEING your shoes...

Sounds painful!:laugh:

it was not painful until the next day, I did not know that bones did not digest fully... unfortunatly when I had to pass them my rear end got the brunt of the pain... like I said I would not recomend eating that in your diet... stick to fruits and Veggies.

TROUBLE2

I think they got a bit disenchanted with the boards here and jumped ship...I think they are still members and lurk around a bit but not nearly as active on the boards as they used to be...Jamerz and I stay in touch on Facebook though, so if you have it, look him up!

Oh they were disenchanted alright! IN MY BELLY!!!

heather0mc

I think they got a bit disenchanted with the boards here and jumped ship...I think they are still members and lurk around a bit but not nearly as active on the boards as they used to be...Jamerz and I stay in touch on Facebook though, so if you have it, look him up!

Oh they were disenchanted alright! IN MY BELLY!!!

:noway:

Phoenix_Rising

I ate them...
I think I calculated them both to be about 65,000 calories... I am just now getting back to my normal intake... i found them to be kind of lean and sinewy, I had to put a little peper and salt on them to choke them down...

I would not recomend eating 130,000 calories in one sitting, the bloating feeling you get tends to get in the way of normal activities like putting your socks on and tieing your shoes... much less SEEING your shoes...

Sounds painful!:laugh:

it was not painful until the next day, I did not know that bones did not digest fully... unfortunatly when I had to pass them my rear end got the brunt of the pain... like I said I would not recomend eating that in your diet... stick to fruits and Veggies.

Laughed till I cried.

Phoenix_Rising

Whatever happened to...

Princess Laundry?
ILuvSparkles?

Miss them too.

Losing_It

Whatever happened to...

Princess Laundry?
ILuvSparkles?

Miss them too.

Yeah.....COME BACK PEOPLE!:flowerforyou:

TROUBLE2

I ate them...
I think I calculated them both to be about 65,000 calories... I am just now getting back to my normal intake... i found them to be kind of lean and sinewy, I had to put a little peper and salt on them to choke them down...

I would not recomend eating 130,000 calories in one sitting, the bloating feeling you get tends to get in the way of normal activities like putting your socks on and tieing your shoes... much less SEEING your shoes...

Sounds painful!:laugh:

it was not painful until the next day, I did not know that bones did not digest fully... unfortunatly when I had to pass them my rear end got the brunt of the pain... like I said I would not recomend eating that in your diet... stick to fruits and Veggies.

Laughed till I cried.

Laugh now but you should try to pass a partially digested Femur... oh and dont even get me started on the ribs... jutting out and poking in every which direction but easy...

Phoenix_Rising

I ate them...
I think I calculated them both to be about 65,000 calories... I am just now getting back to my normal intake... i found them to be kind of lean and sinewy, I had to put a little peper and salt on them to choke them down...

I would not recomend eating 130,000 calories in one sitting, the bloating feeling you get tends to get in the way of normal activities like putting your socks on and tieing your shoes... much less SEEING your shoes...

Sounds painful!:laugh:

it was not painful until the next day, I did not know that bones did not digest fully... unfortunatly when I had to pass them my rear end got the brunt of the pain... like I said I would not recomend eating that in your diet... stick to fruits and Veggies.

Laughed till I cried.

Laugh now but you should try to pass a partially digested Femur... oh and dont even get me started on the ribs... jutting out and poking in every which direction but easy...

You need to function like an owl.
Cough up that pellet of partially and fully undigested 'stuff'.

Losing_It

Sounds painful!:laugh:

Laugh now but you should try to pass a partially digested Femur... oh and dont even get me started on the ribs... jutting out and poking in every which direction but easy...

Yeah, but how many calories did you burn doing THAT?:laugh:

TROUBLE2

You need to function like an owl.
Cough up that pellet of partially and fully undigested 'stuff'.

unfortunatly I do not have a Gizzard nor do I have a Proventriculus... otherwise I agree that would be the best way to propery digest something whole... but until evolution grants me that one wish I am stuck passing what I like to call tickle fingers... they tickle on the way out... :blushing:

TROUBLE2

Yeah, but how many calories did you burn doing THAT?:laugh:

MFP does not have a section on passing body parts in its excersize area, so the best estimate I found was approximatly 9000 calories... plus all the blood i lost... the good news is I am about 180 lbs lighter today...

Losing_It

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