Joke of the day (part)1

FuzzieJelly

A young boy had just
gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.



His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it."

A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, "Son,
I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get a hair cut!"

The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair."

His father replied,
"Yes son,
and they walked everywhere they went!"

Join me in the group "Happy Thoughts" if you liked the joke. Just trying out if this takes off the ground.

kitavery

How do you add a signature with your ticker? Do you have to paste it every time?

david581c

I dont get it...






Okay, heard an ultra vulgar Viking joke today!

I'll clean it up a lot.



Viking Joe: hey man, remember that village we pillaged? Found a nice girl there.

Viking Bob: oh yeah? What happened?

Viking Joe: It was crazy, she was all over me! She was open for anything!

Viking Bob: nice, did you make out with her?

Viking Joe: Nah, man, she didnt have a head.

FuzzieJelly

How do you add a signature with your ticker? Do you have to paste it every time?

go to edit your profile and change or add your favorite quote to the about you put it in the box listed title change....that should do it

FuzzieJelly

I dont get it...






Okay, heard an ultra vulgar Viking joke today!

I'll clean it up a lot.



Viking Joe: hey man, remember that village we pillaged? Found a nice girl there.

Viking Bob: oh yeah? What happened?

Viking Joe: It was crazy, she was all over me! She was open for anything!

Viking Bob: nice, did you make out with her?

Viking Joe: Nah, man, she didnt have a head.

You did not keep it clean enough. There are children looking over mom or dad's shoulder.


I started a group called Happy Thoughts.....for those of you who would like to join, or you can add me as a friend and I will invite you to the group