Do you still eat bread or breathe?

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cjpg
cjpg Posts: 433 Member
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... please, please, PLEASE stop discussing the 'Do you still drink milk?' thread!

Moo cow is facepalming now!!
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  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    yes I am ashamed to admit I still breathe...i know the air is full of toxins that can kill me, but I can't help it.
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
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    Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin
  • mrsdizzyd84
    mrsdizzyd84 Posts: 422 Member
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    Bread? Yes.

    Breathe? No... it's designed for baby cows to weigh a million pounds in two seconds. What's more, I'm fairly certain it will cause your teeth to fall out, and it might cause skin cancer in about 6 years. Of course none of us really need to breathe. That's why we have gills, right? :noway:

    Wait... I think I might have that backwards... :huh:
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
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    I don't eat bread, I absorb it... I absorb my air too.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin


    that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...
  • taxidermist15
    taxidermist15 Posts: 677 Member
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    Everybody knows breathing is unhealthy for people who want to loose weight, imagine all that extra air you take in.. must add at least a pound on the scale!
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
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    ... please, please, PLEASE stop discussing the 'Do you still drink milk?' thread!

    Moo cow is facepalming now!!

    well heck....here you are discussing it and telling us not to. that is not fair. discuss.
  • leslielt
    leslielt Posts: 113 Member
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    I'm a vampire so i only breathe so others think I'm normal
  • BassesGirl
    BassesGirl Posts: 76 Member
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    I actually stopped breathing a few months back and it has done wonders for weight loss! I can't open my mouth (for fear of breathing) so I can't eat either...hence WEIGHT LOSS!!! :P

    </sarcasm>
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
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    Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin


    that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...

    Breathing was sooooo 2011. Come on girl those replacement oxygen patches are all the rage! lol
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin


    that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...

    Breathing was sooooo 2011. Come on girl those replacement oxygen patches are all the rage! lol


    yes, but I hear they give you unwanted facial hair and make you gamble uncontrolably...
  • dirtbikegirl5
    dirtbikegirl5 Posts: 391 Member
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    Hey, wait, doesn't the milk need to breathe?
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
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    Nope I stopped breathing about 6 months ago... just sayin


    that makes you a much better person than I am...I guess I am just weak...

    Breathing was sooooo 2011. Come on girl those replacement oxygen patches are all the rage! lol


    yes, but I hear they give you unwanted facial hair and make you gamble uncontrolably...

    LIES! I can quite anytime I want! lol
  • danmoffett
    danmoffett Posts: 110
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    I only breath when I have to. HOWEVER I do NOT eat wheat. Most of the health problems we have in this country are because of wheat and like grains. I do enjoy bread made with almond and coconut flour. I enjoy flax meal crackers, and oopsi bread for my hamburgers and hotdogs.
    I've lost 145 pounds in the past 21 months. I'm keeping it off. My energy level is through the roof and I feel great.
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,901 Member
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    you guys are silly :laugh:
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
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    1000 points to all of you each. Jokes are fun :)
  • peacek
    peacek Posts: 211
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    I breathe only organic air that is free of gluten, dairy, carbs and tastes wonderful like icecream :indifferent:
  • Maggie_Pie1
    Maggie_Pie1 Posts: 322 Member
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    breathing is a diuretic. And bread retains water. So no.
  • vs1023
    vs1023 Posts: 417 Member
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    I created air and bread...so there..

    Joking aside I generally only eat Ezekiel bread if i want some.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    I do not eat bread!
    I care about bread!
    You people are uneducated and grow up believing that you need bread and you do not at all.
    Bread doesn't deserve to suffer at the hands of humans, it is entitled to live.

    Long live flour!

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