Weighing In Rituals.......

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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Ritual?

    1) Walk into room.
    2) Notice scale.
    3) Think "hey I should see how much I weigh".
    4) Remove shoes.
    5) Step on scale.
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    I stand on one foot, jump up and down 20 times and throw some chicken bones on the floor!
    haha! dont forget the chanting
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    I stand on one foot, jump up and down 20 times and throw some chicken bones on the floor!
    haha! dont forget the chanting
    Oh yeah and do 3 shots of Hot Damn!
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    I stand on one foot, jump up and down 20 times and throw some chicken bones on the floor!

    :laugh:
  • chefkev
    chefkev Posts: 155 Member
    get up
    sacrifice a chicken
    bread that chicken
    fry the chicken
    weigh while it is frying
    realize I'm still fat.
    Throw out chicken.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    1) Lay out the gilded decorative lily petals in a path towards the scale
    2) Don my all-weight-watching-eye tunic and begin my silent chant of weightlessness
    3) Step on the scale and pray to all that is holy I have lost weight

    Rinse and repeat


    Wow! I thought I was the only one who had this ritual!!!!
  • sgtlittle
    sgtlittle Posts: 258 Member
    Wake up
    Pee
    Put contacts in
    cup of coffee
    strip naked
    weigh
    either swear or jump up and down depending on results
    put clothes on
    get work clothes
    check MFP
    get in car
    Go to YMCA and burn it up
    Go to work.
  • sgtlittle
    sgtlittle Posts: 258 Member
    I stand on one foot, jump up and down 20 times and throw some chicken bones on the floor!

    OMG, ROFLMAO, I love it.
  • amybell68
    amybell68 Posts: 275 Member
    Daily weigher...I need to quit doing that!

    So here's the daily ritual:
    1-wake up
    2-potty
    3-coffee
    4-coffee
    5-change clothes
    6-exercise
    7-potty
    8-strip
    9-brush teeth
    9a-ceremonial scale placing on the tile floor
    9b-guess my weight
    10-weigh
    11-cheer or sigh
    12-shower

    I'm pathetic, as if brushing my teeth before a weigh in is going to in someway have me lose a pound! :)


    LOVE IT!!!
  • Malani2010
    Malani2010 Posts: 245
    I wake up, pee, nurse my daughter ( because I don't want my breast weighing more than they have to) strip, and then weigh. That's my ritual!!!
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 763 Member
    Glad I am not the only one who pees and does anything else my body needs to do before I weigh in. I also strip down to my birthday suit and if I have on jewelry that comes off too! LOL. Then I step on the scale and pray. I like to weigh in the mornings, but I am known to weigh in the evenings too. Shows me how much damage I done during the day.


    You and me both. Sometimes 3x in aday. Possibly obsessed?
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