Have these kickin around on my facebook

molsongirl

thought i'd share, my kids are always sending me odd little notes, they make me chuckle, especially today when I need a laugh, brain fart kinda stuff....my kinda fun!:laugh:

The Top 16 Ways to Annoy a Supermodel
16. Repeatedly ask, "What was your last name again?"

15. Ask her if she's going to finish that lettuce leaf.

14. Every week, adjust her scale to add an additional pound
or two (Wait -- that's the way to *kill* a supermodel).

13. Consistently baffle her with multisyllabic words and
compound sentences.

12. Force her to share a runway with a 747.

11. Whoopie Cushion Shoulder Pads.

10. Taunt her with the Pythagorean Theorem and a slice of
pizza.

9. Follow her everywhere, mumbling, "Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful."

8. Make her wear that loose-fitting size 2 outfit.

7. Secretly replace her methamphetamines with new "Folgers
Crystals Methamphetamines."

6. Move fashion meccas from New York, Paris, and Milan to
Newark, Vladivostok, and Anchorage.

5. Constantly demand a display of her Superhuman powers.

4. Tell her that global-warming will eventually lead to the
erosion of collagen.

3. Before fixing dinner, ask her if she'd rather throw-up
meatloaf or throw-up spaghetti.

2. Keep asking, "Are you the one who's married to Billy
Joel?"

1. Two words: CK wedgies.


THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV's..makes me laugh everytime! PG13! :blushing:

Star Wars Sex
More than a few sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'

molsongirl

thought i'd share, my kids are always sending me odd little notes, they make me chuckle, especially today when I need a laugh, brain fart kinda stuff....my kinda fun!:laugh:

The Top 16 Ways to Annoy a Supermodel
16. Repeatedly ask, "What was your last name again?"

15. Ask her if she's going to finish that lettuce leaf.

14. Every week, adjust her scale to add an additional pound
or two (Wait -- that's the way to *kill* a supermodel).

13. Consistently baffle her with multisyllabic words and
compound sentences.

12. Force her to share a runway with a 747.

11. Whoopie Cushion Shoulder Pads.

10. Taunt her with the Pythagorean Theorem and a slice of
pizza.

9. Follow her everywhere, mumbling, "Don't hate me because
I'm beautiful."

8. Make her wear that loose-fitting size 2 outfit.

7. Secretly replace her methamphetamines with new "Folgers
Crystals Methamphetamines."

6. Move fashion meccas from New York, Paris, and Milan to
Newark, Vladivostok, and Anchorage.

5. Constantly demand a display of her Superhuman powers.

4. Tell her that global-warming will eventually lead to the
erosion of collagen.

3. Before fixing dinner, ask her if she'd rather throw-up
meatloaf or throw-up spaghetti.

2. Keep asking, "Are you the one who's married to Billy
Joel?"

1. Two words: CK wedgies.


THIS IS ONE OF MY FAV's..makes me laugh everytime! PG13! :blushing:

Star Wars Sex
More than a few sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
'Sorry about the mess...'
'Look at the size of that thing!'
'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'
'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'
'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
'Control, control! You must learn control!'
'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
'I never knew I had it in me.'
'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'
'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
'She's gonna blow!'
'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
'Rise, my friend.'
'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'

JeremyInvincible

LOLZ @ SW quotes!!!

molsongirl

LOLZ @ SW quotes!!!

Ya it was a little weird getting this from one of my teenagers...i'm wondering do you actually get this? and if yes...have you done this...to OMG I really don't want to know this! :blushing: