Your Daily Dashing Tips by James The Grouch: Day 3

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Hi everybody, I am Dashing James and today I am bringing you one step close to being Dashing!

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Ugly ridiculous and expensive. Those qualities explain a lot of the sunglasses you all wear. What makes you believe a guy or girl will approach you if you're wearing something so unattractive?


Well today I am going to teach you how to pick a nice pair of shades.

To pick a nice pair of sunglasses first of all make sure they don't suffocate your face. No one wants to look fat when they're trying to appear dashing. Then again, you're not me so you're not dashing yet.


Like this tool here,




He looks so un dashing and terrible. I bet he spent 150 bucks for those ugly things.

These here:



They're inexpensive meaning you can use the extra money on lip gloss. They're attractive as sin. If I can see your eyes in your shades, then you're letting me know that you have pretty eyes.

While the shades I have on in my profile picture have a tint, you can still see my dashing eyes.


WOMEN



Jessica Simpson is beautiful, but those shades are hideous. No wonder Nick Lachey got rid of her. Who wants to be seen in public with those terrible things?

These here are stylish and fabulous



Simple and straight to the point and I can see your eyes : v ).

Now I know some women just love their huge sunglasses, well you can do those too, but be classy like this women:





Even though the sun isn't out, take a page out of Corey Hart's book and wear yours at night. That way everyone will know you just took a page out of The Dashing book.

These are your Dashing tips for today. I am James The Grouch, bringing you one step closer to















DASHING!