Do you have Guts or Balls?

pipinana

Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in DEATH!

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pipinana

Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in DEATH!

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jhacker

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Dave198lbs

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good ways to lose both!

happenstance82

HAHAHAHA! I just read that to my boyfriend...he's cracking up! :laugh:

altazin0907

:drinker: LOVE IT:laugh:

janiebeth

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perfect - thanks for making me laugh..

genabug

Too funny! :laugh:

CassieNic

oh my god :laugh: :huh:

réalta

love it! lol :laugh:

mommared53

Gasp!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

rungirl28

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sassiebritches

I read it to my honey too and he was laughing, so then I asked him, so which do you have....he said I have both.....I told him do you wanna think about that cause last I checked, your balls were in my pocket. :noway:

Heheheheheh......he pouted.


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porka29

I read it to my honey too and he was laughing, so then I asked him, so which do you have....he said I have both.....I told him do you wanna think about that cause last I checked, your balls were in my pocket. :noway:

Heheheheheh......he pouted.


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:laugh: :laugh: After that I'm considering reading to mine......................

BxMom

pipinana

I read it to my honey too and he was laughing, so then I asked him, so which do you have....he said I have both.....I told him do you wanna think about that cause last I checked, your balls were in my pocket. :noway:

Heheheheheh......he pouted.


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hahaha OMG, too funny! You know he loves it though...... :blushing: