Dreams.

seehawkmomma

I had a dream last night I was in a car and we drove on to a dock so we could see some dolphins. The car drove off the dock and as we were flying in the air I rolled down the window but when we hit the water my chest filled up with water(I assume).

I woke with my chest hurting and out of breath.

Whats been your craziest dream?

wellbert

I had a dream that I was a dolphin minding my own business swimming around in the water, doin dolphin stuff, when suddenly out of nowhere a friggin car crashes into the water and brains me.

Carl01

I was alone in a room with all my MFP lady friends and...


Maybe I better not say. :blushing:

galegetsthin

^ creepy

writtenINthestars

Growing up I had this reoccuring dream I was being chased by a steak. Yes...a piece of meat. I could never get away from it.

I didn't eat steak until I was a teenager. True story.

seehawkmomma

Steak....hmmm

was it cooked or rare?

writtenINthestars

Rare. It made a gloopy noise and it sludged along.

lol. I kept running and running and it was always the same distance behind me.

AdoraK

I had a reoccurring dream as a kid and the weirder part was my siblings all had the same reoccurring dream.

I am lying on my back in a field of grass under the sun. There is an ordinary potato on my chest. I cannot get it off my chest for it is just too heavy and I cannot get up....

When I wake up I am out of breath….

Justjoshin

I have 3 types of dreams.

1- Would make the average persons head explode.

2- Would increase my friend list drastically.

3- Would make you afraid to close your eyes.

jmruef

I dreamed once that I was swimming in a high school pool (not even my high school!) with a big whale. My best friend, her mother, and her mom's mother came along, took the whale out of the pool, DEFLATED it (it was a real whale!), put it in a suitcase, and left.

TheRoadDog

I had a dream once. I was outside my own house and my wife and daughters were inside. Captive. There was a guy inside with a gun imprisoning them. I snuck up on the side of the house. Looked in through the window. Saw him with his back to me across the room.

In my dream, I thought that if I could get the window open, climb through and get to him before he turned, I could save them. I also thought that even if he got off a shot and it hit me anywhere but the heart or the head, I could still get to him.

I flung the window open, jumped through as he turned towards me. As I ran towards him, he raised the pistol at me. Then my dream blacked out. I guess he got me.

Bronx_Montgomery

I had a dream that I was a dolphin minding my own business swimming around in the water, doin dolphin stuff, when suddenly out of nowhere a friggin car crashes into the water and brains me.

hahahaha funniest thing i have read all day.

writtenINthestars

I had a dream that I was a dolphin minding my own business swimming around in the water, doin dolphin stuff, when suddenly out of nowhere a friggin car crashes into the water and brains me.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

CoCoMa

Last night I dreamed of a cheerio tree, which had large boxes of frosted cheerios "growing" on it. So i pulled a box off of the tree, poured the cereal, and ice cold milk, and just as i proceeded to take a spoonful, my alarm went of, dang!!

CoCoMa

I had a dream once. I was outside my own house and my wife and daughters were inside. Captive. There was a guy inside with a gun imprisoning them. I snuck up on the side of the house. Looked in through the window. Saw him with his back to me across the room.

In my dream, I thought that if I could get the window open, climb through and get to him before he turned, I could save them. I also thought that even if he got off a shot and it hit me anywhere but the heart or the head, I could still get to him.

I flung the window open, jumped through as he turned towards me. As I ran towards him, he raised the pistol at me. Then my dream blacked out. I guess he got me.

Sounds like an action flick!!

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Funny you brought this up. I just wrote out a dream I had last night that involved MFP peeps. It was ElExGordo and I, geared up and going to war, Modern Warfare 3 style. Our mission was to get to Canada and rescue Contrarian. I don't know why. I don't even know if we saved her. I woke up before we got there. But EEG did shoot down a helicopter. That was pretty bad *kitten*.

CaptainGordo

Funny you brought this up. I just wrote out a dream I had last night that involved MFP peeps. It was ElExGordo and I, geared up and going to war, Modern Warfare 3 style. Our mission was to get to Canada and rescue Contrarian. I don't know why. I don't even know if we saved her. I woke up before we got there. But EEG did shoot down a helicopter. That was pretty bad *kitten*.

Really?! I assumed that I was the fat sidekick that bit the dust. Probably did later, just before you saved the damsel.

UsedToBeHusky

Funny you brought this up. I just wrote out a dream I had last night that involved MFP peeps. It was ElExGordo and I, geared up and going to war, Modern Warfare 3 style. Our mission was to get to Canada and rescue Contrarian. I don't know why. I don't even know if we saved her. I woke up before we got there. But EEG did shoot down a helicopter. That was pretty bad *kitten*.

What exactly were you saving Contrarian from? Being Canadian??

DWilbanks

When my mom died, I had a dream that she was sitting right beside me patting my leg telling me everything was going to be ok.

Also, on the day we sold her house (she always said she wanted us to keep the house in the family) I dreamed that she walked down the hallway with a suitcase in her hand. My sisters and I were in the living room standing by the door talking. My mom walks up to me, puts the suitcase down and slaps me hard across the face, picked up her suitcase again, walked out the door, down the porch steps and kept walking down the road.


I've never dreamed of her since that night. Sad really. I think it was her way of saying she was disappointed in me for selling the house. Although my husband said it was just my mind playing tricks on me because I was so upset on having to sale the house.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

Funny you brought this up. I just wrote out a dream I had last night that involved MFP peeps. It was ElExGordo and I, geared up and going to war, Modern Warfare 3 style. Our mission was to get to Canada and rescue Contrarian. I don't know why. I don't even know if we saved her. I woke up before we got there. But EEG did shoot down a helicopter. That was pretty bad *kitten*.

What exactly were you saving Contrarian from? Being Canadian??

Probably. She's too cool to be one of "those" people.

UsedToBeHusky

Funny you brought this up. I just wrote out a dream I had last night that involved MFP peeps. It was ElExGordo and I, geared up and going to war, Modern Warfare 3 style. Our mission was to get to Canada and rescue Contrarian. I don't know why. I don't even know if we saved her. I woke up before we got there. But EEG did shoot down a helicopter. That was pretty bad *kitten*.

What exactly were you saving Contrarian from? Being Canadian??

Probably. She's too cool to be one of "those" people.

:laugh: :laugh:

UsedToBeHusky

When my mom died, I had a dream that she was sitting right beside me patting my leg telling me everything was going to be ok.

Also, on the day we sold her house (she always said she wanted us to keep the house in the family) I dreamed that she walked down the hallway with a suitcase in her hand. My sisters and I were in the living room standing by the door talking. My mom walks up to me, puts the suitcase down and slaps me hard across the face, picked up her suitcase again, walked out the door, down the porch steps and kept walking down the road.


I've never dreamed of her since that night. Sad really. I think it was her way of saying she was disappointed in me for selling the house. Although my husband said it was just my mind playing tricks on me because I was so upset on having to sale the house.

That makes me sad.

billsica

I had a dream once that we were washing my new born son in the sink.
Our kitchen sink has a garbage disposal, and not really a drain filter on it.
So as we were done, the suction built up on his little hiney (can I say hiney?)

Then he got stuck, and we had to pull his little bottom off the train. tee hee. Well it was suctioned bad and it pulled out his lower intestine and just sucked him from the inside out. Killing him.

So in the bathtub now I'm super parinoid to let him near the bathroom drain. you know, incase he gets stuck on it.

ilookthetype

I had a dream once that we were washing my new born son in the sink.
Our kitchen sink has a garbage disposal, and not really a drain filter on it.
So as we were done, the suction built up on his little hiney (can I say hiney?)

Then he got stuck, and we had to pull his little bottom off the train. tee hee. Well it was suctioned bad and it pulled out his lower intestine and just sucked him from the inside out. Killing him.

So in the bathtub now I'm super parinoid to let him near the bathroom drain. you know, incase he gets stuck on it.

That's horrible! I would have stopped bathing him all together!

La_Amazona

I had a dream that I was a dolphin minding my own business swimming around in the water, doin dolphin stuff, when suddenly out of nowhere a friggin car crashes into the water and brains me.

this made me crack up.. Haha

Contrarian

Funny you brought this up. I just wrote out a dream I had last night that involved MFP peeps. It was ElExGordo and I, geared up and going to war, Modern Warfare 3 style. Our mission was to get to Canada and rescue Contrarian. I don't know why. I don't even know if we saved her. I woke up before we got there. But EEG did shoot down a helicopter. That was pretty bad *kitten*.

Really?! I assumed that I was the fat sidekick that bit the dust. Probably did later, just before you saved the damsel.

My heroes.

I had a dream the other night that I asked the HR Director at work what (if any) the consequences would be if I called a colleague the c word. I had no plans to call anyone that. I just wanted to be prepared. He kept dodging the question, for some reason.

infamousmk

I also had a dream about EEG once.... He and I and also ilookthetype were in Vegas. EEG was going to some nerdy convention and had to wear a nerdy disguise. We stopped in a convenience store to buy mini bottles of liquor, and then when we came out we had to walk through a field at an abandoned amusement park. Then we were in an alley behind the strip and found a speakeasy, and had to climb through a tiny doorway to get inside. Then a friend of mine from another forum showed up in business clothes and we went out on to the strip to go gamble.

Pretty sure I had whiskey too close to bed that night.

CaptainGordo

I also had a dream about EEG once....

Or was it?

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UsedToBeHusky

I also had a dream about EEG once....

Or was it?

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Why did you just remind me of that old song from Heart?

spicy618

I had a Dream when I was a kid, that King Kong was walking down our block and he Squished my Favorite brother on our window...

In my opinion, Kids shouldn't watch horror movies.

seehawkmomma

I made the mistake of letting my 4yr old watch Juminji and that was mistake....she kept thinking she was going to turn into a monkey...