FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

Dave198lbs

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
> >
> > 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
> > who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
> >
> > 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
> > laugh.
> >
> > 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
> > and who doesn't lie to you.
> >
> > 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
> > and who likes to be with you.
> >
> > 5. It's very, very important that these four women
> > do not know each other.

Dave198lbs

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
> >
> > 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
> > who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
> >
> > 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
> > laugh.
> >
> > 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
> > and who doesn't lie to you.
> >
> > 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
> > and who likes to be with you.
> >
> > 5. It's very, very important that these four women
> > do not know each other.

Marla64

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
> >
> > 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
> > who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
> >
> > 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
> > laugh.
> >
> > 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
> > and who doesn't lie to you.
> >
> > 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
> > and who likes to be with you.
> >
> > 5. It's very, very important that these four women
> > do not know each other.

LOL!!!!!!!! LOVE your picture-- Gregory Peck was a total dreamboat!!!!!!!

mexiricanjd69

That is so funny dude...I'm gonna have to use that with my friends. Is that Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird?

1Corinthians13

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
> >
> > 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
> > who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
> >
> > 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
> > laugh.
> >
> > 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
> > and who doesn't lie to you.
> >
> > 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
> > and who likes to be with you.
> >
> > 5. It's very, very important that these four women
> > do not know each other.

I'm sorry this is nothing against you, but I hate jokes like this. Maybe it's because I was all 4 of those things, and my cheating husband still decided to leave me. I don't know.

Dave198lbs

That is so funny dude...I'm gonna have to use that with my friends. Is that Atticus Finch in To Kill A Mockingbird?

yes it is one of my favorite movies

tashjs21

TamTastic

:laugh: :laugh:

I love Atticus Finch! Great movie!!!! And book!

yellow_pepper

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
> >
> > 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
> > who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
> >
> > 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
> > laugh.
> >
> > 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
> > and who doesn't lie to you.
> >
> > 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
> > and who likes to be with you.
> >
> > 5. It's very, very important that these four women
> > do not know each other.

I'm sorry this is nothing against you, but I hate jokes like this. Maybe it's because I was all 4 of those things, and my cheating husband still decided to leave me. I don't know.

I fully agree with Corinthians. Also, about point one: she cooks, cleans and has a job. Sounds like she will end up unhappy with her man and leave his @55 unless he also cooks, cleans and has a job.

ccano

Thank you.

...For reminding me why I love my husband so much.

Dave198lbs

Thank you.

...For reminding me why I love my husband so much.

AHHH...good...someone who sees the glass as half full

Marla64

okay-- speaking of Gregory Peck.....I'm at a golf event this September that my daughter was competing in-- one of the junior boys that also plays on the junior circuit was there with his uncle, Charles Peck, as his guardian. The name was not necessarily significant to me. But I noted that this older gentleman was very handsome and very, very familiar.

So, we're sitting at dinner one night with this man, Charles. And I said to him, "You know, you remind me so much of somebody and I can't put my finger on it." And another mother at the table and I started trying to figure it out-- suddenly it came to me....he looked like Gregory Peck.

So I said to him-- "Hey, I got it-- you look just like-- GASP" as I remembered his last name-- "You remind me so much of Gregory Peck, are you related to him by any chance?"

Turns out he was a second cousin-- totally cool.

Okay-- that's my small world story for tonight-- we now return you to our regularly scheduled joke thread.

Dave198lbs

okay-- speaking of Gregory Peck.....I'm at a golf event this September that my daughter was competing in-- one of the junior boys that also plays on the junior circuit was there with his uncle, Charles Peck, as his guardian. The name was not necessarily significant to me. But I noted that this older gentleman was very handsome and very, very familiar.

So, we're sitting at dinner one night with this man, Charles. And I said to him, "You know, you remind me so much of somebody and I can't put my finger on it." And another mother at the table and I started trying to figure it out-- suddenly it came to me....he looked like Gregory Peck.

So I said to him-- "Hey, I got it-- you look just like-- GASP" as I remembered his last name-- "You remind me so much of Gregory Peck, are you related to him by any chance?"

Turns out he was a second cousin-- totally cool.

Okay-- that's my small world story for tonight-- we now return you to our regularly scheduled joke thread.

great diversion on many fronts...hope your daughter likes Lorena Ochoa!!!..what a great human being she is...I am a golfer and envy your daughter's young start at the game
....Mr. gregory Peck was a total class act, thanks for the diversion

oh..great book by Anika Sorenstam...ah geez...it is about visualization..you can read it for your daughter and give her some great mental tips..that crazy wonderful game is 90% mental
Dave

Marla64

my daughter met her at a junior event Annika was sponsoring....she took second place and had her picture taken-- it was a thrill.