Will I die if I don't enter my MFP food log?

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  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
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  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    Certain death, followed by zombie life. Lots of protein in braaaiiiinnssssss.... I wonder if brains are in the database?

    FOR THE WIN! :drinker:
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    i've got it bad...i die when i log 3 minutes late. ****.i hope next time i'm not reincarnated as someone so short.
  • angel79202
    angel79202 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Simple answer yes..then all of your friends will delete you, you will be reported to Mike who will require you to do 7 days of continuous exercise..most don't make it past day 1..sad fate..

    :)
  • Jennieam
    Jennieam Posts: 300 Member
    I heard this was possible. Just wondering if anyone experienced death by skipping a day or so from entering their log.
    I haven't missed a day yet ... but then I wasn't prepared to take the chance on it.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    ^^^^^ this is why i have been in MFP for the last 425 days.
  • MFPfriend
    MFPfriend Posts: 1,121 Member
    Yes, you will die. If you manage to survive, you'll wish you were dead.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Certain death, followed by zombie life. Lots of protein in braaaiiiinnssssss.... I wonder if brains are in the database?

    FOR THE WIN! :drinker:

    Thanks Doll :flowerforyou:
  • jmvh59
    jmvh59 Posts: 97
    I haven't logged anything in a couple of days. I'm not even sure how to break it to MFP that I ate seven of mom's butter-inlaid pancakes (she melts down a stick and pours that into the batter) yesterday morning. I should really log what I've eaten, but doing some pushups, leg raises and planks seems like a better way to procrastinate.:tongue:
  • Rayman233
    Rayman233 Posts: 51 Member
    WOW After all those posts, I'm not about to try it !
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Yes you will. Rule number One; EVERYBODY DIES. Every one of us is born to die.
    All bleeding stops eventually.
  • Maria_t02
    Maria_t02 Posts: 73
    Yes
  • meagen_2177
    meagen_2177 Posts: 16
    Not posting won't kill you, but the guilt you feel will overcome you and you will succumb.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    I didn't die, but was turned into a newt. I got better.
  • ProjectTae
    ProjectTae Posts: 434 Member
    :laugh:
  • maserati185
    maserati185 Posts: 263 Member
    I hear Satan has a special place reserved for non-loggers... :-o
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
    Well since I lived 21 years without finding the site, I guess that means im immortal....
  • BrooklynBeast
    BrooklynBeast Posts: 44
    Yes you will. Rule number One; EVERYBODY DIES. Every one of us is born to die.
    All bleeding stops eventually.

    You are so WRONG!!! Rule Number One is "YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
  • BrooklynBeast
    BrooklynBeast Posts: 44
    It seems a the majority feel that I won't die as long as I continue to enter my log. This strikes me as a very fair price to pay for immortality.

    However, If I don't enter my log, not only will I die, but I'll turn into a Zombie - which in my opinion is kind of cool.
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