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YEARLY MEDICAL
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
"135" I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 190.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was
tall and slim! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a beyotch!
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
"135" I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 190.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was
tall and slim! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a beyotch!
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YEARLY MEDICAL
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
"135" I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 190.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was
tall and slim! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a beyotch!
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Better switch doctors, Mir. :laugh:0 -
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:laugh: I love this one!0
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Did you follow me to the doctors, Mir? The audacity of that wench!0
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:laugh: Very funny!0
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