To the person who stole my creamer out of the fridge

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AlsDonkBoxSquat
AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Seriously, whoever walked away with my full sugar free peppermint mocha creamer better watch out. I consumed 3 tablespoons of creamer out of that bad boy when I brought it in on Friday (with my name on it) and didn’t use it yesterday. When I went to cream up my coffee today, G.O.N.E. I’m buying more, melting down Ex-Lax, and putting it in there. I hope you break out in cold sweats, while you sit on the crapper, you fvcker.

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  • FaugHorn
    FaugHorn Posts: 1,060 Member
    They make liquid Ex-lax...fyi ;)
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    That sucks. I mean that they stole your stuffs.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    Who does that? Seriously, people like that need to get the fvck off my planet.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Who does that? Seriously, people like that need to get the fvck off my planet.

    I was complaining about it in a meeting right after the discovery and was told that there is someone here who regularly brings in hummus to snack on and rarely actually gets to eat it. This is a professional working environment in the middle of a city that has places you can go and puchase hummus in the middle of the day, I mean really who does this *kitten*? This is a serious question, for anyone who has ever purposefully taken anything that doesn't belong to them out of a community fridge I'd like to know why you took it and didn't replace it.
  • hellokathy
    hellokathy Posts: 540 Member
    It doesn't happen at my current workplace but I heard about it at the previous one. Always makes me wonder how they get away with it? I mean, surely no one controls what people get out of the fridge but when you bring it up afterwards, at least one person must remember seeing someone eat your stuff. Especially when it's some kind of special food not everyone brings to work?!
  • Jain
    Jain Posts: 861 Member
    This used to happen at my last workplace. My hummus would vanish and any pop I put in the fridge. I sorted it by mixing some Daves Insanity Sauce into the hummus, and waited for the screams!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I don't understand the mindset at all.

    I used to work in a neurology office. The doctors there were pretty much millionaires. On days we didn't get lunches brought in by pharm reps (back when they were allowed to do that), anyone who brought a lunch risked the DOCTORS stealing it. Not the support staff, who were paid peanuts, but the doctors.
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
    SERIOUSLY. Who raises these people??? And why doesn't lightening come down from above (or below) and vaporize them every once in a while....???? Some days it feels like all the responsible / decent people in the world could fit into a bathroom stall. :grumble:
  • TinaDay1114
    TinaDay1114 Posts: 1,328 Member
    I used to work in a neurology office. The doctors there were pretty much millionaires. On days we didn't get lunches brought in by pharm reps (back when they were allowed to do that), anyone who brought a lunch risked the DOCTORS stealing it. Not the support staff, who were paid peanuts, but the doctors.

    **facepalm**

    My mom used to say that the wealthy folks STAYED wealthy b/c they are too damned cheap and selfish to spend any of their money on anything, especially anyone else. I think she's right. And the biggest donors to those in need (%age wise) are usually blue-collar folks who don't have much themselves, and know what it's like to go without. Somethin' ain't RIGHT with the world sometimes...
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