getting the day started properly

Dave198lbs

with a bit of humor-

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."


A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"


The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.


A man walks into the doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?", he asked.
"You're not eating properly", replied the Doctor

Dave198lbs

with a bit of humor-

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."


A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts"


The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.


A man walks into the doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?", he asked.
"You're not eating properly", replied the Doctor

Anna_Banana

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GameOver

A man walks into the doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?", he asked.
"You're not eating properly", replied the Doctor

My favorite! Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning! :laugh:

cookydt

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: What a nice way to start the day! Thanks! Being a former blond (it's white now), I actually love blond jokes!