To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

AllenMom4

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Marijuana. (like anyone looks at the memo field anymore)
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing along at The Opera. (Do not under no circumstances sing in the same language and sing darn loud)
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

AllenMom4

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Marijuana. (like anyone looks at the memo field anymore)
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing along at The Opera. (Do not under no circumstances sing in the same language and sing darn loud)
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
11. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

loreeb18

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write ' For Marijuana. (like anyone looks at the memo field anymore)

I used to be a bank teller. A parent brought in birthday checks for their toddler. In the memo line of one of the checks it said "for beer and babes" !

Mangoaddict

These are hilarious! :laugh:

ChubbyBunny

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

emtink

8. Specify that your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

this sounds like something my husband would actually say!:laugh: