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You Better Be Nice To Me

WarriorMom2012
WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Because I just got this in my email...

Good Day to You, I am Chris Sanford, Staff of Investec Bank (England). I am contacting you concerning a deceased customer and an investment he placed under our banks management five years ago to the tune of Fifty million united states dollars ($50, 000, 000, 00).I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I have been in charge of this department for six years and to best of my knowledge, I have discharged my duty with equity. In the process of review of the financial report by my department, I discovered that both of you have a similar last name; hence I contacted you so that I can give you further briefing on my intention and how to disburse the funds and estate he left behind. My proposal; you share the same surname with our late client; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the Bank to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is, I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50. I will most welcome your prompt response via this Email: if you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. Kindly send your response to my private email address Email: chrissanford69@w.cn Sincerely,Chris Sanford Email: chrissanford69@w.cn

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  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    Sorry. I e-mailed Chris Sanford and he's now going to leave the late client's fortune with me.
    -wtk
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I'm going to give hime a piece of my mind. He sent me that e-mail last week. I sent him $10,000 for administration fees. :angry:



    :laugh:
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    LOL.....Too funny , If I had a penny for all the people that believe all this crap !
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Sorry. I e-mailed Chris Sanford and he's now going to leave the late client's fortune with me.
    -wtk

    So Sorry but I emailed Chris again..and he's leaving it to me.
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    I just e-mailed him about a business opportunity that I had: http://419eater.com/html/joyce_ozioma.htm

    Enjoy.
    -wtk
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Sorry. I e-mailed Chris Sanford and he's now going to leave the late client's fortune with me.
    -wtk

    So Sorry but I emailed Chris again..and he's leaving it to me.

    But his deceased client has the same last name as ME not YOU! You're not being nice to me :angry: If you don't stop being mean, I won't share with you when I get that money!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    While that's all nice.. I've got a king in Kenya who is flying me over there to marry his son. I'm gonna be a mfkn princess!! I just have to send him all my information, but they have to be sure I'm the real deal.
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Why, that dirty, rotten SOB! Here he says he's a FAMILY man, but he's sending ME those emails, too!

    Stinkin' CHEATER............why, I oughtttttaaaaaaaaaa...................
  • MollyDukes
    MollyDukes Posts: 233 Member
    LOL.....Too funny , If I had a penny for all the people that believe all this crap !



    There was talk on the radio about this....there are many many people who respond and one family lost everything because of it. What a shame. That and all the people that by into " help, i need to get out of my country and i need $10,000 to do so, please send me the $.... Many thanks!
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
    While that's all nice.. I've got a king in Kenya who is flying me over there to marry his son. I'm gonna be a mfkn princess!! I just have to send him all my information, but they have to be sure I'm the real deal.

    is there a nominal charge of $50 to run a background check?
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    While that's all nice.. I've got a king in Kenya who is flying me over there to marry his son. I'm gonna be a mfkn princess!! I just have to send him all my information, but they have to be sure I'm the real deal.

    is there a nominal charge of $50 to run a background check?

    He said I have to cover it (out of respect to his kingdom) but he'd put through the transaction. So just sent him my CC info.
  • HollieDoodles
    HollieDoodles Posts: 678 Member
    I can be nice, sometimes :wink:

    I'll bring you your slippers, a heating pad, a bottle of booze, and a psychedelic crazy straw! :flowerforyou:

    See???? Does that work for ya?
  • MollyDukes
    MollyDukes Posts: 233 Member
    Another good one is:
    " Hi Mamame, We are calling on behave of Microsoft. I calling regards to your computer....our database has been receiving numerous amounts of alarms from your Microsoft Office and we would like you to spare a few moments with you and go through your computer and fix these alarms and make sure your programs are running up to par."

    "Oh, Okay, but there is one problem?"

    "Yes mamame, I will be happy to assits you with that, what is your problem?"

    "I don't have a computer!!!"

    Dial Tone.

    "Hello, hello, Where'd you go?"
    :laugh:
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