Even though you're an adult...

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  • onefitdiva
    onefitdiva Posts: 331 Member
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    Whistle.... just a tiny little squeek comes out. Da*m it.
  • seal57
    seal57 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    ride a bike.......
    make my bed each day......
    whistle........
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Hmm, let's see:

    I can't parallel park, either. I didn't get my license until I was 45, and I BARELY passed that part. I figured, once I got the license, I'd never have to parallel park again............why torture myself? lol.

    I also can't wrestle alligators. They're just too mean.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    I can do all that is expected. I am the consummate adult!
  • deewildwoman
    deewildwoman Posts: 120 Member
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    Whistle.... just a tiny little squeek comes out. Da*m it.

    This...I have tried and tried. I know you are just supposed to "Pucker and Blow", but all I get is something that sounds like a wind storm outside. :-(
  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
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    can't drive a stick-shift, can't kill a bug or similar gross household chores that involve bugs/cowbwebs (clean the attic/garage corners/crawlspace, etc.), watch scary movies at night.

    I'm impressed at all the people who can't ride bikes. I didn't "learn' til I was 9, never rode again until I bought a bike at age 21, rode it once and sold it on craigslist.:laugh: I've given up.
  • Tianzi
    Tianzi Posts: 74 Member
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    I can't swim, kill spiders, or watch scary movies...
  • Noki1024
    Noki1024 Posts: 302
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    Check the oil in my car.
  • wellbert
    wellbert Posts: 3,924 Member
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    Do a load of laundry.
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Even though I'm an adult, I can't want to do all the things an adult is supposed to do. In fact, I don't want to make my bed, clean my place, accept that I can't play tackle football, shave, show up for work, etc.
  • Jewels211
    Jewels211 Posts: 184 Member
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    swim or operate most DVD remotes :-p
  • lisamc03
    lisamc03 Posts: 127 Member
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    I have to do the "right" thing....but I wanna be bad ;-)
  • megmay2591
    megmay2591 Posts: 621 Member
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    I still can't keep things tidy....I clean my room, the next day there is a pile of clothes at my closet, which seems to grow outwards towards the rest of the room and spread disaster through dishes, tissues, books, make up and jewelery. This is also the same with the kitchen, I love to cook, and do the dishes before I cook, but somehow the pile and mess seems 100x worse when I come back in the kitchen.

    I also can't seem to stop being dramatic and bratty during some situations (WORKING on it though)

    And, I can't drive stick shift...I will learn!
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
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    ... Can't have a bed that is off the ground more that 2-3 inches because a murderer will hide under there and grab me by the ankles and kill me.

    Also I can't do a cartwheel :)
  • surfrgrl1
    surfrgrl1 Posts: 1,464 Member
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    money still burns a hole in my pocket! Sometimes, its just hard to say "no". :wink:
  • ChristyBlackAttack
    ChristyBlackAttack Posts: 2
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    Remember where I park at. Everytime I forget.
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
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    Do long division or cross-multiplication.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    parallel park..didnt need to do it on the driving test so i never learned...totally sucks when i go downtown.

    I cant back into a parking space either.
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    stop myself from laughing at fart jokes
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    stop myself from laughing at fart jokes

    This.

    And I can't fold a fitted sheet, nor wink with my right eye, only my left.

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