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icandoit
icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
edited September 18 in Health and Weight Loss
Motorcycle Humour





A guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge biker standing next to him.

The biker sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,

"7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each and Turner Brown".
The little guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The biker kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.

He asks, "Are you Ok??"
In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
The biker says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

"I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The little guy said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'"

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
    Motorcycle Humour





    A guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge biker standing next to him.

    The biker sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says,

    "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each and Turner Brown".
    The little guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
    The biker kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him.

    He asks, "Are you Ok??"
    In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"
    The biker says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

    "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
    The little guy said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around'"
  • ROFLMA:laugh:
  • haha. That's a good one :tongue:
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