what are the words you can't wait to say?

bck80

I'm a size 6!

I'll go with this one

JediMaster_intraining

OOH! OR......... "No, sir, you must be mistaken, I've never even BEEN in a porn!"

LOVE IT!

stresco

The divorce is FINAL!

CannibalisticVegetarian

"This is too big. Hand me that Medium (or small)"

lgtheright1

do you have anything in a smaller size?

I agree

ilookthetype

It's bigger on the inside.

Tianzi

"Honey, I have nothing that fits anymore, time for a new wardrobe"

lilRicki

No I don't want your hand-me-downs, they're to big

I just eat right and work my *kitten* off

I lift weights

Lets go into (insert little people store) and see what's new

honey, we need to downsize my engagement ring, it won't stay on my finger...and while we're at it, lets order my wedding and 1 year anniversary ring in a size 6 too

Think I should wear this coloured bikini, or this one?

UP YOURS! I worked hard for this body, no gimmicks, no dieting...

FearAnLoathing

Ive always wanted to open my trunk and say

"The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

mgmlap

..yes officer..that is my photo on my license. ( I havent been stopped..hope not to be..but am about 25 pounds lighter than what I stated was my weight..but 40 pounds lighter than what the actual weight was)

--I have nothing to wear...nope too big..so is that..AND that. ( I am pretty much there)

-(yesterday talking to hubby) I will need a whole new wardrobe for summer..nothing fits

- how did I lose it...well diet and exercise baby!

JDMPWR

I think I sharted

zippo32

"Excuse me, I mistook your body for Hugh Jackman"

.............He stole my line!

dreamer1003

Just simply - "Oh, Hell, Yeah....I did it!"

AnarchoGen

"Honey, I have nothing that fits anymore, time for a new wardrobe"

^THIS!!!!

serendipity22

"Do you have this in a size 10. The size 12 is too big."

"Wow, I just finished my first marathon."

"Sure, I can meet you for Sushi tonight." To one of the many single men who, after seeing my great body and and renewed confidence, decide to ask me out.

"Yes, its me." To the people who can't believe that I am the same chubby girl they knew.

terrig0585

Now that's funny. And umm true :happy:

Mom2rh

The divorce is FINAL!

This would be mine!

polarsjewel

Ive always wanted to open my trunk and say

"The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

i *big red puffy heart* you!

ka_bateman

My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you've been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

sunkisses

"You're right, I am much better off when I'm dating several guys at once." I can say it, but it would involve actually having to speak to someone I'd rather never speak to.

almost350

How you like me now, B***H!

shasha_84

It's hot out - I think I'll just run in my sports bra.

^^^^^this!!!!

sierracanbe

What shirt size do you wear:
Medium.

Can I borrow a shirt?

Can you get me one size smaller?

mhm, me too.

TriforceRaven

"What size are you?"
"Me? I'm a size 0/00." *grins*

atlantapiper

I can wear my size 6 clothes again!!!! or "take my picture"

Molly_Louise

Two things, one is weight related and the other isn't.

"I used to be fat" and "I'm happy with everything in my life." Hoping I can say these by the end of the year!

santamommy

"I used to be over weight and I am here to help you"

star7092

I was thin on my wedding day!

Akijade

In order:

- "I need a belt."
- "I need new pants."
- "I need a new wardrobe.

sweetseraph7

i can't wait to say i'm less than 200 lbs!!!! i want that onederland!!!!