orville redenbacher is a liar.

_snw_
_snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
edited October 7 in Chit-Chat
I'm pretty good in math, I was a math major. I'm also good at reading nutrition labels. But Orville Redenbacher is ~screwing~ with my head right now and I can't, for the life of me, see where my thinking is flawed. To me, this label is flat out wrong.

Amount Per Serving = "1 cup popped"
Servings Per Bag = "2.5"
Serving Size = "2 tbsp unpopped (makes 4 cups popped)"

WTF? I'm pretty sure 1 cup doesn't equal 4 cups.

How can Amount Per Serving ~not equal~ Serving Size? How much is in a freaking serving? 1 cup or 4 cups?

What am I missing?
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  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Oh man, this hurt the right side of my brain! ;) But yeah, Orville you are messed up!
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    The popped and unpopped values mess me up too. WTF who eats raw popcorn ..... I know a pop 7.5 cup bag of the Smart Pop is only like 150 calories for the entire bag popped thou
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    The popped and unpopped values mess me up too. WTF who eats raw popcorn ..... I know a pop 7.5 cup bag of the Smart Pop is only like 150 calories for the entire bag popped thou


    which could totally be true. but if a serving of unpopped is 2 tbsp (which makes 4 cups) the amount per serving magically becomes 25% of that? Then the unpopped serving size should be 1/2 Tbsp. heh. orvile sucks.
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    The popped and unpopped values mess me up too. WTF who eats raw popcorn ..... I know a pop 7.5 cup bag of the Smart Pop is only like 150 calories for the entire bag popped thou


    which could totally be true. but if a serving of unpopped is 2 tbsp (which makes 4 cups) the amount per serving magically becomes 25% of that? Then the unpopped serving size should be 1/2 Tbsp. heh. orvile sucks.

    thats why I eat more cotton candy than popcorn .... takes out the guesswork
  • hjfischer
    hjfischer Posts: 250
    Maybe because not every kernal pops? Maybe....oh crap, I don't know, but I feel the same way. I just take the higher number of calories. Act II does the same.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    Maybe because not every kernal pops? Maybe....oh crap, I don't know, but I feel the same way. I just take the higher number of calories. Act II does the same.

    i thought of that too - but the damned thing says how much popped corn it produces. Ugh. I totally just take the higher calories too - but i'm one of those annoying people who need to know the WHY behind something or it continues to bug the **** out of me.
  • it sounds like a misprint. because if you pour the popped popcorn out and measure it, there is no way that it will give you 4 cups. remember sometimes the computer that stamps it does get glitches. it's probably just a typo. so next time pop a bag and then measure it and you will know for sure. lol!
  • quitmakingexcuses
    quitmakingexcuses Posts: 906 Member
    I always just weigh out the popcorn once it's done. There's always a weight rather than volume measurement for the serving size!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    I think it's done on purpose just to drive you mad! I know it drives me crazy.
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    I'm pretty good in math, I was a math major. I'm also good at reading nutrition labels. But Orville Redenbacher is ~screwing~ with my head right now and I can't, for the life of me, see where my thinking is flawed. To me, this label is flat out wrong.

    Amount Per Serving = "1 cup popped"
    Servings Per Bag = "2.5"
    Serving Size = "2 tbsp unpopped (makes 4 cups popped)"

    WTF? I'm pretty sure 1 cup doesn't equal 4 cups.

    How can Amount Per Serving ~not equal~ Serving Size? How much is in a freaking serving? 1 cup or 4 cups?

    What am I missing?

    You have not seen the size of my teacup hun ^^
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    I'm pretty good in math, I was a math major. I'm also good at reading nutrition labels. But Orville Redenbacher is ~screwing~ with my head right now and I can't, for the life of me, see where my thinking is flawed. To me, this label is flat out wrong.

    Amount Per Serving = "1 cup popped"
    Servings Per Bag = "2.5"
    Serving Size = "2 tbsp unpopped (makes 4 cups popped)"

    WTF? I'm pretty sure 1 cup doesn't equal 4 cups.

    How can Amount Per Serving ~not equal~ Serving Size? How much is in a freaking serving? 1 cup or 4 cups?

    What am I missing?

    You have not seen the size of my teacup hun ^^


    heh. it took me a minute to get that. i thought you were referring to the guys t-bagging me at work yesterday.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    I always just weigh out the popcorn once it's done. There's always a weight rather than volume measurement for the serving size!

    Nope, orville don't play that way.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
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    There are things you just don`t need to know.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I'm pretty good in math, I was a math major. I'm also good at reading nutrition labels. But Orville Redenbacher is ~screwing~ with my head right now and I can't, for the life of me, see where my thinking is flawed. To me, this label is flat out wrong.

    Amount Per Serving = "1 cup popped"
    Servings Per Bag = "2.5"
    Serving Size = "2 tbsp unpopped (makes 4 cups popped)"

    WTF? I'm pretty sure 1 cup doesn't equal 4 cups.

    How can Amount Per Serving ~not equal~ Serving Size? How much is in a freaking serving? 1 cup or 4 cups?

    What am I missing?

    You have not seen the size of my teacup hun ^^


    heh. it took me a minute to get that. i thought you were referring to the guys t-bagging me at work yesterday.
    :noway:




    You may want to edit or explain that a bit for those that missed the thread. :laugh:
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    I'm pretty good in math, I was a math major. I'm also good at reading nutrition labels. But Orville Redenbacher is ~screwing~ with my head right now and I can't, for the life of me, see where my thinking is flawed. To me, this label is flat out wrong.

    Amount Per Serving = "1 cup popped"
    Servings Per Bag = "2.5"
    Serving Size = "2 tbsp unpopped (makes 4 cups popped)"

    WTF? I'm pretty sure 1 cup doesn't equal 4 cups.

    How can Amount Per Serving ~not equal~ Serving Size? How much is in a freaking serving? 1 cup or 4 cups?

    What am I missing?

    You have not seen the size of my teacup hun ^^


    heh. it took me a minute to get that. i thought you were referring to the guys t-bagging me at work yesterday.
    :noway:




    You may want to edit or explain that a bit for those that missed the thread. :laugh:

    but it's way funnier without the explanation!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    buy the 100 calorie bags of smart pop.
    pop it. eat it. log 100 calories. done.

    (I used to have the same confusion as you do)

    (and I saw the tea bag thread...your male coworkers are hilarious but mean at the same time.)

    (and Carl, it's not as bad as you imagine....lol)
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
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    heh. it took me a minute to get that. i thought you were referring to the guys t-bagging me at work yesterday.
    [/quote]

    Hahahaha, no I think the teabags are normal sized... I totally forgot about that one, although it had me in stitches yesterday. I think you should give your dear colleague a collection of finest tea... bags ^^

    Think Starbucks mega bucket mugs ^^
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member



    heh. it took me a minute to get that. i thought you were referring to the guys t-bagging me at work yesterday.
    :noway:




    You may want to edit or explain that a bit for those that missed the thread. :laugh:

    but it's way funnier without the explanation!

    When I read it I was going to ask "Are they hiring?" :tongue:
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
    pretty sure all popcorn labels are like that. i hate it too, hubby and i had a very long discussion about it one night lol i pretty much ignore the unpopped state and just measure out a serving after its all popped heh
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    pretty sure all popcorn labels are like that. i hate it too, hubby and i had a very long discussion about it one night lol i pretty much ignore the unpopped state and just measure out a serving after its all popped heh


    But THAT is my exact question ---> They have TWO values for a "serving" - 4 cups vs 1 cup.
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
    pretty sure all popcorn labels are like that. i hate it too, hubby and i had a very long discussion about it one night lol i pretty much ignore the unpopped state and just measure out a serving after its all popped heh


    But THAT is my exact question ---> They have TWO values for a "serving" - 4 cups vs 1 cup.
    they kinda do - but i think we decided that the cooked amount they give (1 cup) would be more accurate than the uncooked to cooked assumption? lol i dunno. id have to ask when he gets home.
    the eaiser way i suppose would be to get an air popper and pop your own heh. ive actually been considering that one myself
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Just make your own popcorn. It's far less confusing.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I'll tell you one thing: Those zombie ads of his freaked me the **** out!

    orville-707825.jpg
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Look up the smart pop 100 calorie bags....it says on the info for them...that they are 110 calories. :laugh:
  • kristidem
    kristidem Posts: 160 Member
    There are some strange people out there who eat kernels of unpopped popcorn - those are higher in calories. I wonder if Orville were trying to provide info for both unpopped kernels and popped? Dunno.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    I'll tell you one thing: Those zombie ads of his freaked me the **** out!

    orville-707825.jpg


    what do you think he's rocking out to?
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    The statement of "just put down such and such, it's less confusing" ... totally not my issue here. I know what I have to do. I tried to explain i was just bugged by not understanding orvile's logic - that's all.
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    I'll tell you one thing: Those zombie ads of his freaked me the **** out!

    orville-707825.jpg


    what do you think he's rocking out to?
    LMFAO party rock duh
  • Huffdogg
    Huffdogg Posts: 1,934 Member
    I'm pretty good in math, I was a math major. I'm also good at reading nutrition labels. But Orville Redenbacher is ~screwing~ with my head right now and I can't, for the life of me, see where my thinking is flawed. To me, this label is flat out wrong.

    Amount Per Serving = "1 cup popped"
    Servings Per Bag = "2.5"
    Serving Size = "2 tbsp unpopped (makes 4 cups popped)"

    WTF? I'm pretty sure 1 cup doesn't equal 4 cups.

    How can Amount Per Serving ~not equal~ Serving Size? How much is in a freaking serving? 1 cup or 4 cups?

    What am I missing?

    DUDE. I ***** about this ALL THE TIME. My wife is tired of hearing about popcorn.
  • Huffdogg
    Huffdogg Posts: 1,934 Member
    Just make your own popcorn. It's far less confusing.

    This does not fix the problem. I buy orville's big jar/jug (WTF do you call those things) of raw popping corn, and have the same discrepancy.
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