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UsedToBeHusky
UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,227 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
you get on the scale and it says "to be continued."

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  • vickijank
    vickijank Posts: 73 Member
    You get on your Wii Fit and it continuously goes..."OOOOOOOOOOOOH"

    BTW: Cute picture
  • GBO323
    GBO323 Posts: 333 Member
    ....

    your scale says "One at a time, please!".

    your iPhone has space for one more app next to all the foodie apps and "how to get to the Drive Thru" apps

    you're convinced that clothing manufacturers are targeting you with incorrect size labels

    you have to take out a short term loan to pay for the rest of your unused Weight Watchers annual pass

    the shirt rack at WalMart has a sign to go to the Big & Tall Men's store for additional sizes that they don't carry.

    the Airline attendant asks to see BOTH of the tickets you should have purchased for your seat.

    you find out there is a reason frozen dinners only have instructions for heating just ONE of them.

    you get excited when there's a sale on seatbelt extenders during the QVC late night hour.

    your mom makes a pie just for you on Thanksgiving so other people can be assured there will be pie left after you go through the line.

    you learn that belts don't shrink and stretchy pants do have a limit

    you get tired of feeling tired all the time because your crane ran out of batteries to lift you off the couch.

    all in jest, folks!
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    ...your naked butt looks like 30 pounds of chews bubble gum.....
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