Funny diet Stuff

mhamlin

I ran across these and thought I would share them.

LAZY DIETERS EXERCISE PROGRAM
1. Beating around the bush.
2. Jumping to conclusions.
3. Climbing the walls.
4. Swallowing my pride.
5. Passing the buck.
6. Throwing my weight around.
7. Dragging my heels.
8. Pushing my luck.
9. Jumping on the bandwagon.
10. Running around in circles.
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The Government has Issued New Guidelines for a Healthy DietAsian Diet Pyramid

They advise you to:

1. List your ten favourite foods.
2. List your five favourite drinks.
3.List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls or little trees.
4. List water.

NOW: Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.
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Funny Diet Rationale from George Bernard Shaw

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

teagin2002

lol, excellent post!! ty