Stupid jokes to cheer me up

LoveleeB
LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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-Energizer Bunny arrested...he was charged with battery

-What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

-Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry

-Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa

-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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Replies

  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Why did the snowman have his pants down?
    He thought the snowblower was coming.
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    Lol! Thanks for the laughs!!! I need some today ~

    JM
  • taglientep
    taglientep Posts: 297 Member
    Hear about the corduroy pillow......Really making head lines!
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
    'ell if I know (elephino)

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    I have no eye deer!
  • the_journeyman
    the_journeyman Posts: 1,877 Member
    A dyslexic walks into a bra.


    Two guys walk into a bar....








    ...the third one ducks!

    JM
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    Where does Saddam hussein keep his CD's? In iraq

    Why do giraffes have long necks? Cos they have really smelly feet

    What did one statue say to the other statue? Statue Bob?

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  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    why don't roosters wear underwear? they keep their p3cker on their face.
  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
    2 blondes were out for a walk, when they came across some tracks. One blonde said "They look like deer tracks". The other blonde said "No they don't, they look like horse tracks" They were still arguing when the train hit them

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  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Thank you all for the laugh.

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