Stupid jokes to cheer me up
-Energizer Bunny arrested...he was charged with battery
-What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
-Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
-Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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-What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
-Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
-Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
-What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Why did the snowman have his pants down?
He thought the snowblower was coming.0 -
Lol! Thanks for the laughs!!! I need some today ~
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Hear about the corduroy pillow......Really making head lines!0
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
'ell if I know (elephino)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!0 -
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Two guys walk into a bar....
...the third one ducks!
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Where does Saddam hussein keep his CD's? In iraq
Why do giraffes have long necks? Cos they have really smelly feet
What did one statue say to the other statue? Statue Bob?
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why don't roosters wear underwear? they keep their p3cker on their face.0
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2 blondes were out for a walk, when they came across some tracks. One blonde said "They look like deer tracks". The other blonde said "No they don't, they look like horse tracks" They were still arguing when the train hit them
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Thank you all for the laugh.0
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