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taso42
taso42 Posts: 8,979 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Whenever a "help, i'm doing everything right and lot losing" thread is posted by someone with a closed diary (which seems to be at least 50% of the time), I'm amazed how many people jump in to give advice.

Stuff life...

Eat more protein
Eat breakfast to jump start your metabolism
Eat 6 times a day
Eat less carbs
Cut out simple carbs but eat complex carbs
Eat more fiber
Eat more
Eat less
Do more cardio
Do less cardio

It's remarkable how such advice can be given without even knowing what the OP has been doing. Unless of course the responders are psychic!
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  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    I've noticed that a good amount of the advice given on here, in general, is kind of useless.
  • KMSForLife
    KMSForLife Posts: 577 Member
    Blah, blah, blah
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    I knew you were going to post this. :smokin:
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Blah, blah, blah

    Best thing I've heard around here all day!!!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,039 Member
    Unless of course the responders are psychic!

    I sense that you are tying to tell me something
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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    Unless of course the responders are psychic!

    I replied to this thread 6 days ago in my mind.
  • KMSForLife
    KMSForLife Posts: 577 Member
    Unless of course the responders are psychic!

    I replied to this thread 6 days ago in my mind.

    :laugh:
  • ymhand
    ymhand Posts: 188
    Blah, blah, blah

    Best thing I've heard around here all day!!!
    Ditto
  • drog2323
    drog2323 Posts: 1,343 Member
    I've noticed that a good amount of the advice given on here, in general, is kind of useless.

    hell ya!
  • oneIT
    oneIT Posts: 388 Member
    I guess it would be better to not respond to the OP... At least they get a list of things to think about and check. Or maybe we should just yell at them for not using the search function.
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    Unless of course the responders are psychic!

    I replied to this thread 6 days ago in my mind.

    I :heart: Thomas
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I prefer the term, "intuitive"
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I used to work for Miss Cleo that makes me reputable
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I used to work for Miss Cleo that makes me reputable

    Well now I know who to turn to for all my answers.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    I guess it would be better to not respond to the OP... At least they get a list of things to think about and check. Or maybe we should just yell at them for not using the search function.

    Or you could ask them for specifics before giving out blind advice...
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  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
    I AM psychic.

    And I don't charge for my knowledge :flowerforyou:

    Lucky you.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    You're in starvation mode!
  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    I was thinking they were tela-pathetic. I get mixed up however
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,535 Member
    I knew you were going to post this. :smokin:

    You beat me. I was going to use that line. :tongue:
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    Whenever a "help, i'm doing everything right and lot losing" thread is posted by someone with a closed diary (which seems to be at least 50% of the time), I'm amazed how many people jump in to give advice.

    Stuff life...

    Eat more protein
    Eat breakfast to jump start your metabolism
    Eat 6 times a day
    Eat less carbs
    Cut out simple carbs but eat complex carbs
    Eat more fiber
    Eat more
    Eat less
    Do more cardio
    Do less cardio

    It's remarkable how such advice can be given without even knowing what the OP has been doing. Unless of course the responders are psychic!

    I'm psychic. :)
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Never trust advice from someone fatter than you.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    cut down on heavy weights, you're getting bulky
  • vinylscratch
    vinylscratch Posts: 218 Member
    Oh man. I got so excited. I do tarot and divination and stuff. I thought this was actually going to be about psychics.

    Boooo :(
  • oneIT
    oneIT Posts: 388 Member
    I guess it would be better to not respond to the OP... At least they get a list of things to think about and check. Or maybe we should just yell at them for not using the search function.

    Or you could ask them for specifics before giving out blind advice...

    My blind advice is always helpful cause its always about eating chicken! Lol!
  • But....I am Psychic
  • rudegyal_b
    rudegyal_b Posts: 593 Member
    Never trust advice from someone fatter than you.


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • sgtlittle
    sgtlittle Posts: 258 Member
    I don't even look at the thread because if they were doing what they are "supposed" to be doing then they would be losing weight.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,316 Member
    I'm huffing a Sharpie.
  • jpmill79
    jpmill79 Posts: 74 Member
    Never trust advice from someone fatter than you.



    i love this advice!!!! when i was pregnant with my last child, the nurse had me almost in tears one day as she told me i really needed to start watching what i was eating because i was gaining weight too fast.(keep in mind, i have had 3 children, all over 9 lbs, gained 50 pounds each pregnancy and was 167 pounds the day of delivery with all of them) Let me tell you, the next time i got on that scale, i sure did tell her maybe she should start taking her OWN advice. :) (she was way bigger then i was at full-term)
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