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baby humor

Dave198lbs
Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:

"That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead,

here, I'll hold your monkey."

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  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says:

    "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"

    The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

    The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead,

    here, I'll hold your monkey."
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    hilarious.gif
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    lol
  • TROUBLE2
    TROUBLE2 Posts: 6,660
    HAHAHA that is som efunny crap right there...

    "Ill hold your monkey" BWAAAH HA HA HAAAAAA
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    Too funny!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: OMG!
  • CassieNic
    CassieNic Posts: 223
    mwaha.gif
  • dragonladey
    dragonladey Posts: 75
    Thats just wrong!!!:laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Oh that is just wrong! :laugh:
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    Oh that is just wrong! :laugh:

    how can a mothers love for her little monkey ever be wrong?:laugh: :laugh:
  • wilted6orchid
    wilted6orchid Posts: 423 Member
    Oh I laughed til my eyes watered. My call the boys our monkeys all the time.
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