Embarassing Problem...

andiechick

this makes me laugh.....I swear my husband was ready to sleep outside there for a few months! He would ask me in the morning if I remembered waking him up or if I just slept right through it....I was doing it in my sleep! I think I would finally relax enough that it all just came right out. I NEVER "pass gas" in front of him...even after 13 years of being married..so imagine my horror when he told me I was doing it in my sleep and it was waking him up! I was so embarrased! It got better though! :blushing:

Anything goes in our house, in fact my husbad is proud of the fact I'm not afraid to do it in front of him, although never in public, lol!!

golope

Problem: Its not abnormal. Happens to all of us.
Solution A: Wear lots of perfume.
Solution B: Blame it on the dog, small child's diaper, or if on a group date, on your boyfriend to test if he is the type of guy who will protect or embarrass you (I sometimes suspect this is when my wife fell in love with me). LOL

LMAO - blaming the dog is always my husbands excuse. One time I actually yelled at the dog for growling- except I found out later the noise I heard wasn't the dog growling...

Enchantedpoetess

I'm a bartender and I just always release near the customer I don't like so everyone blames them:devil:

ROFL

Laceybaby1967

Yup...one apple a day is my limit; any more than that, and I end up having contests with my 7 year old son.....