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Indecency in the gym

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  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    I'm so glad I am not overly hairy. I know some women dig it, but it seems to really creep most women out.

    ETA: And I've been known to manscape, usually during the Summer months.
    I wouldn't hate on a guy for being hairy. My husband has gotten slightly furrier as he has gotten older and he is still hot. I just think THAT hair is disgusting....and should only be seen by your mate....or screaming fans depending on your profession. :tongue:
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
    I feel your pain...I witness the same thing when older men choose to wear leggings and a shirt that doesn't cover their sagging n*ts. I've also been tortured by bad hygeine creeping out from the bottom of a dude's shorts who spotted me on the bench....never again!

    So this is going to fly right under the radar? Exactly where are these dudes wearing leggings and a shirt? Trying out for a revival of Flashdance?
  • finding_my_way
    finding_my_way Posts: 174 Member
    am I the only one that is completely turned on right now?
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    Brilliant!
  • YouAreTheShit
    YouAreTheShit Posts: 510 Member
    am I the only one that is completely turned on right now?

    LMFAOROFL!
  • kimbly71
    kimbly71 Posts: 188
    am I the only one that is completely turned on right now?
    Ahahahahah! How awesome are you??!! Hilarious! If you ever come to New Albany, I will introduce you two.
  • giggles1973
    giggles1973 Posts: 143 Member
    LMAO!!!! I love it!!!!! I am literally laughing out loud right now. So freaking funny :)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    It's just hair, he wasn't waving his penis at you!

    That would be considered assault with a deadly weapon!

    Actually, I know a few women at my gym who might like that so what do I know?
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    the woman assigned to searching your rainforrest for "special fruits", ...I'm in tears right now from laughing so hard.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    LOL :laugh: That was too funny! You definitely have a gift with words!
  • greeneyedaries
    greeneyedaries Posts: 45 Member
    Thanks, kimbly...and all you other posters for lifting this down mood I've been in all day. This was just GREAT!!!!!..LOL
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Sam goes for the chicks who wear shorts that produce the cameltoe.

    Shhhh! Keep it quiet!
  • ymhand
    ymhand Posts: 188
    That is extremely yucky, and your letter is brilliant! I know you'll be looking so I hope that it doesnt happen again.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    This has turned my otherwise ****ty day around. Thank you for that.

    I however do think it's rather sad he won't be receiving this letter..... not only did he miss the first memo, but now he's missing this one too. *sigh*
  • jeddy3mcc
    jeddy3mcc Posts: 177 Member
    Hahahaha
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    I laughed so loud. :laugh:
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
    Bahahahaha.
  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
    There needs to be a dang warning on this thread *If in front of office equipment when you read me, DO NOT have mouth full of water* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I did ok until the hunting the rainforest for fruit line.... then it was all over :laugh: :laugh:
  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    I have to agree with most of the other posters on this thread. You have a wonderful talent with the written word. If you ever write short stories or a book I want to read them.

    One option, since you don't want to send it to him, is if there is a bulletin board at your gym, you could just hang it so everyone could get a laugh and maybe he will get the hint, without actually giving it to him. Just saying.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Why haven't you confronted this individual about this if you regularly see him at the gym? He's probably not reading this msg on MFP.
  • RAD__43
    RAD__43 Posts: 66
    the letter is hilarious
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