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The Cruise : )

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
THE CRUISE!

DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE: All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO: Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE: At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR: Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE: Pool again today, got sun burnt, went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming.
Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX: Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    THE CRUISE!

    DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE: All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.

    DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO: Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man.

    DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE: At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

    DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR: Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

    DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE: Pool again today, got sun burnt, went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming.
    Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

    DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX: Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    That's funny, especially since we are going on a cruise in August!
  • Hanna1983
    Hanna1983 Posts: 251
    :laugh: :laugh: LMAO
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
    ROTFLMAO :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX: Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice.

    :noway:
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