I have Lost......

Options
tell me ::: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? :::

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I have lost a sperm whales brain!!!!!
«1

Replies

  • Carolyn_79
    Carolyn_79 Posts: 935 Member
    Options
    A human head. Wow, seems like a bigger loss now when I think of it in those terms :)
  • shanna0413
    shanna0413 Posts: 600 Member
    Options
    I have lost a sperm whales brain and a rack of baby back ribs, ehew lol
  • cassidygrooms
    Options
    A sperm whale's brain..... hmmmm okay then ! :laugh: :huh:
  • L2M1D52
    L2M1D52 Posts: 616 Member
    Options
    I lost an automobile tire plus a guinea pig. :happy:
  • DakotaKeogh
    DakotaKeogh Posts: 693 Member
    Options
    A two month old horse plus an average new born. LOL
  • dHowe4406
    dHowe4406 Posts: 114
    Options
    fats and oils an average American eats in a year and a rack of baby back ribs
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    Options
    i have lost almost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • waterwing
    waterwing Posts: 214 Member
    Options
    A bald eagle but would still like to lose an elephant's heart?? .. disturbing.
  • stephaniethomas80
    stephaniethomas80 Posts: 190 Member
    Options
    a human head:laugh:
  • vypeters
    vypeters Posts: 475 Member
    Options
    I'm two pounds away from an average adult woman!
  • rollycollysmama
    Options
    a bald eagel and baby back ribs Lol Thanks, made me feel better!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    Options
    Almost an Irish Setter.

    But it's more fun to say I lost an elephant penis and a human head.

    But I do feel bad about the elephant that lost it's tonker.
  • shanna0413
    shanna0413 Posts: 600 Member
    Options
    Almost an Irish Setter.

    But it's more fun to say I lost an elephant penis and a human head.

    But I do feel bad about the elephant that lost it's tonker.

    lmao :laugh:
  • GlimmerKing
    Options
    I have lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

    Sweet
  • Elixandra
    Elixandra Posts: 299 Member
    Options
    I have lost a a mid-size microwave and a rack of baby back ribs. :happy:
  • echeindl
    echeindl Posts: 326 Member
    Options
    23lbs- the amount of pizza someone eats in a year! Crazy!
  • k121777
    k121777 Posts: 306
    Options
    I'm in the SPERM WHALES BRAIN club!
    (Poor sperm whale)
  • MummyOfSeven
    MummyOfSeven Posts: 314 Member
    Options
    Bloody hell, I've lost a TIRE!
    I never thought of it like that :flowerforyou:
  • fatty2fabby
    fatty2fabby Posts: 415 Member
    Options
    an elephant heart?? there's got to be something better then that! lol
  • GoreWhore72
    GoreWhore72 Posts: 190 Member
    Options
    2 lbs away from a Tire. lol :laugh: