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that gods with the power to.....
eliminate the colour pink from the univese, so that...0 -
that gods with the power to.....
eliminate the colour pink from the univese, so that...
Blue rules, yet again but then something terrible happened on a stormy night that changed history...0 -
To infinity & beyond!!!!!!0
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and to the bedroom and beyond as well.0
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THE END!0
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Greenish red goop that stuck to..0
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the long white feathery wings of a......0
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albino griffin as it flew towards...0
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zebra striped griffen mate, who was0
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waiting patiently for his ride from0
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Detroit where he was getting his grill fitted...0
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with brand new gold teeth caps. the problem with them was...0
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they were too heavy for his mouth causing0
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his gums to hurt...0
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so he figured a whole tube of oragel would do the trick, but...0
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this caused too much numbage in his mouth making eating difficult0
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to help with the numbness, he decided to put his mouth in huge bowl of.....0
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willy wonka's fizzy lifting drink...0
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but when he lifted his mouth from fizzy drink, he noticed......0
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he had no teeth, only a set of gums0
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So all he could have for tea was tomato soup0
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which made him extremely angry because0
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he was allergic to tomatoes0
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He had to eat it anyway because there was nothing else0
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in the pantry except....0
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fava beans and dried liver...0
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which I would not even feed to the dog.....0
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or the other pet tied to the bed named.....0
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Herman who only eats sardines0
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and pickles while drinking......0
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